Oh noes, the performance of John Williams' Shaker hymn-biting "Air And Simple Gifts" at the Inaugural on Tuesday was, um, finger-synced because it was just too damn cold out! “Truly, weather just made it impossible,� inaurgural flack Carole Florman told The New York Times. “No one’s trying t...

Barack Hussein Obama took the oath of office as the nation's first African American president yesterday, summoning a vast crowd and a watching nation to the task of reviving a country in crisis....

Barack Hussein Obama took the oath of office as the nation's first African American president yesterday, summoning a vast crowd and a watching nation to the task of reviving a country in crisis....