AP/Obama:  16 arrested in fight at nonviolence concert Usually, nonviolence events are more violent than that, so count your lucky stars. Telegraph:  Prince Charles: 100 months to save the world Prediction:  In 100 months, he still won’t be King. CNS:  Giant Omnibus Bill Includes $7.7 Bill...

AP:  Obama:  Every voice must be heard on health reform That doesn’t mean he won’t stick his fingers in his ears when I start talking. CNS:  British Will Be ‘Less Subservient’ to U.S. During Obama Presidency, Democratic Senator Says Hard to imagine that the country that once h...

Daily Mail:  MPs’ fury as U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy gets honorary knighthood for Northern Ireland role He wasn’t exactly Mary Jo Kopechne’s knight in shining armor. AP:  West Virginia Lawmaker Wants to Ban Barbie Because She’s Too Materialistic Mattel should respond by creating ...

You just knew that someone who is blind would wear the short shorts that went out of style in 1989. AP:  Officials: Warrant issued in Chandra Levy killing They were surprised to find the suspect on the lam, hiding out inside a Federal prison. Daily Mail:  Microsoft boss Bill Gates bans his childre...

P-D:  St. Charles snags 2010 state GOP Lincoln Day event Real swift, St. Charles.  All these white people are living in St. Charles County because of black crime in North County, so go get an event named after Lincoln. Malkin:  Chicago Tough Guy snubs British PM over snow Hello, Obama?  You CHOS...

KSDK:  Snoop Dogg appears at Nation of Islam convention Knowing Islam’s attitude about dogs, Snoop wasn’t welcome for long. Chicago Sun-Times:  35-year-old man robs 9-year-old boy: ‘I didn’t have any money’ How dare you, you sonofabitch, you robbed a 9-year old boy of...

MOPNS:  [Lacy] Clay Willing to Take One for the Democrat Team; Meanwhile Screwing African Americans in the Process Oh no, he might not win re-election 2010. AFP:  NBA reportedly set to borrow 175 million dollars Will barely cover an offseason’s worth of weed for the players. Jihad Watch:  A...

Baltimore Sun:  Police: Man stabs son in left buttock after he refused to take off his hat in church If it were a 19-year old son of mine, I’d gladly ignore any stupid hats he wears just so that he goes to church. Arch City Chronicle:  Classical Music Radio Station KFUO Explores Possible Sal...

P-D:  2 men found dead on vacant lot in St. Louis I’ll adopt St. Louis City’s crime statistics accounting methods and just assume that two dead men all full of holes has to be just an accident. CNS:  Boycott Called for Rape-Simulation Video Game in NYC What’s a lib to do?  Eithe...

Arch City Chronicle:  Sam Donaldson To Retire After Four Decades At ABC I didn’t know that spouting off lib platitudes on George Stephanopoulos once a week was such hard work that had to be retired from. Arch City Chronicle:  Alcohol, Sex Ads Get Prime TV Time Like there’s no alcohol a...