Het is bijna Foto Fuck Vrijdag. F.A.I.L. van de week is toch wel de benoeming van de nieuwe Korpschef van de politie Zuid-Holland. Eerst wel, toen weer niet wegens niet neger genoeg en vervolgens toch weer wel, omdat... nu ja, daarom. Gewoon, voor de zekerheid. Guusje ter Horst had op die plek lieve...

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  We almost passed on even reading about this bizarre story because we were 100% convinced that it was going to be completely retracted within minutes. But as the hours passed, we realized we were doing you a disservice by not burdening you with the salacious details... Here are the unconfirmed...

~ so i'm down in the keys visiting my mom. i missed it here. it's, like, 75 degrees right now and the sun is shining and there's a breeze off the ocean. sigh. ~ my poor bb booth is fucked on the march madness thingie. random fucking onslaught of people voting for house last night. boo! oh well. team...

Flavor of Love Season 1 contestant Schatar “Hottie” Sapphira gave the universal martian salute on the red carpet of the AFTRA’s 2009 AMEE Awards on Monday. Let me kick things off: I don’t know how Lady Wonk is still pulling industry invites without selling that ass to King ma...

*MP3: Condo Fucks - "What Cha Gonna Do About It" Call it clever, call it a stunt, call it what you will, but it is Yo La Tengo after all. Here is the first single from the Condo Fucks (Yo La Tengo) EP that just dropped on Matador yesterday, which will be out on March 24. It's super raw, super hilari...

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VOTE BOOTH, PEOPLE, SERIOUSLY. YOU KNOW YOU WANT HIM IN THE FINAL FOUR. HELLO. COME ON. hee. <3333333 he is so fucking cute. <3 do your civic duty, kids! also: damn, dfc! rawr. i can't wait for this videoooooo!...

  Apologies to our gay readers, but despite what the above photo may lead you to believe, Amazing Race champion Eric Sanchez is involved in a purely naked, purely hetero webcam photo leak... Sanchez, who partnered with Danielle Turner to take home the million-dollar prize in The Amazing Race: A...

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