Flavor of Love Season 1 contestant Schatar “Hottie” Sapphira gave the universal martian salute on the red carpet of the AFTRA’s 2009 AMEE Awards on Monday. Let me kick things off: I don’t know how Lady Wonk is still pulling industry invites without selling that ass to King ma...

Janet Jackson [and Johnny Gill, hell nah] made a quick run to a burrito joint in Los Angeles yesterday for some delectable delights. Her fashion detractors probably would say that with all the tangy men [ahem, like sweet cheeks in the background] that she keeps around that she should step out a litt...

When I was a teenager I would babysit a little boy [while his mama was out doing hoe shit, I'm sure] who would wreak havoc around his house and then look me dead in the eyes like “What bitch, you got something to say?” The same way I wanted to punch that little boy in the back of his thr...

Now see, this is the part of the game that gets me fucked up. If I posed my happy little chunky ass on the red carpet while wearing a $10 t-shirt from Hot Topic [1] with multiple holes in it bitches would  have something to say. Which is why this bitch is saying something now! Even overlooking that...

Mo’Nique ain’t shit for this. There are plenty of members on Team Chunk who do the necessary steps to get rid of body hair, there is no excuse for this! I don’t have a problem with women not shaving their legs just as long as they don’t plan on showing them! Keep those shits ...

I think a fashion funeral is the best way to end all of this red carpet coverage, no? T-Pain’s wife must have got rid of a few items from his tour closet and distributed it through out the rest of the family. How dreadful! Who looked more dressed for a closed casket funeral?...

Your cousin Bay Bay jumped clear out the window with this one. As a self respecting member of Team Chunk I cannot allow behavior such as this to continue to spread throughout our community. Bay Bay if your eyes happen to stumble across this please do yourself and fire your friends, honey. Just think...

Little Miss I Don’t Pay For Weed, I Get In Clubs For Free [her words, not mine] is ready for her close up. Survey says, epic fail! One of my good zestlemen friends from Miami told me many moons ago that Jacki-O [or Wacky Hoe if you are a Khia fan] regularly attends pumping parties in the area....

Real Broke Bitches Housewives of Atlanta luminaries [ha!] Sheree and Kim attended the grand opening of the W Hotel Atlanta Buckhead location on Thursday night. Please offer up a few kind words about Kim’s tragic wig....

Fantasia and her tangy manager sweaty pits made an appearance at the Hip Hop Caucus in DC on Tuesday night. Every time we catch up with Tasia Mae she is usually either sweating profusely or stomping around on stage barefoot, so this little slip up should come as no surprise. However, her SWV inspire...