It's a gorgeous, sunny day, so why wouldn't you spend it indoors, letting a machine tell you exactly how disgustingly out of shape you are? Earlier this week, in an Idol/DWTS-induced stupor, Michael Slezak and I field-tested the Wii Fit's ski jump, hula hooping, soccer field bully avoidance, and jog...

Do you remember the mid-1980s video for that Twisted Sister song, the one that starts with a sadistic schoolteacher berating a student for desecrating his notebook? The teacher caps off his tirade with a guttural, "What do you wanna do with your life?" And the mulleted, denim-vested kid has a very s...

Fortified with an Elvis-worthy dinner of pancakes, bacon, and a bit of the hard stuff — hey, just Coca-Cola! — my 11-year-old nephew Alex, in the midst of spring break, was ready to take on his first full-on concert. And if you, be you a pre-teen from suburban New York or a mid-30s magazine edit...