For the first time, the real Question Period makes it into the Friday funnies, because well, this had everyone, even the Speaker, laughing. Minister Baird is laughing so hard he can't answer the question, and watch Peter Stoffer, he had to cover his mouth to hide his laughter as the question was ask...

Silver on the Hair Gold on the Teeth. Stones in the Kidneys Sugar in the Blood. Lead on the Feet. Iron in the Arteries. And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas. We never thought to have accumulated such a wealth!------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy...

The first funny, is from my husband, who is now black and blue. Just kidding, he's unhurt, for now! HA! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't marrie...

A letter from a miffed customer of Virgin Atlantic, concerned at the food they were presented with... Dear Mr Branson REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008 I love the Virgin brand, I really do, which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. T...

Financial Planning: Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted th...

I know there is arctic weather in most parts of Canada, take heart, warmer weather is heading your way, but until it hits, stay warm with these funnies: Dear family and friends: There were probably many, many times in the year of 2008 when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irrita...

No, not that surge, the surge in emails sending me funnies for Friday. I want to especially thank my favorite American, Irene, she sends me more laughs in a day than I can post here. Thanks Irene! Now to the funnies: THE FLU To avoid it Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggi...

Seeing as I just had New Years funnies, my supply of jokes is limited, but I think some of these are funny: Three little ducks go into a Bar....... 'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck. 'Huey,' was the reply. 'How's your day been, Huey?' 'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in...

Looking for that perfect mate at Christmas? A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Instructions: " You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as you go up. You may choose any item fro...

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