Take a minute to relax, and try to think of your three favorite things. Were you thinking Sasha Grey, Rebeca Linares, and Fleshlights? Cause if you did, we've got the perfect video for you. (And even if you didn't, we're pretty sure you'll enjoy this one. It's just that hot.) · Sasha and Rebe...

Fleshlights: we all think they're the bee's knees—but do we really know hot to use them properly? Probably not: so thank heavens for this couple, who've thoughtfully put together an instructional video. And not only have they created this helpful video, they've made it even more helpful by eli...

Now, we all like sticking our wangs into Fleshlights—but actually having to hold the damn thing can be pretty awkward (not to mention exhausting). But those days are over, thanks to Liberator! The famed (and George Clooney endorsed) sex furniture company has just teamed up with Fleshlight to o...

Finally, at long last, the end of the year is (almost) here—and what an exciting year it's been! December is, of course, the month of giving; and being the selfless people that we are, we plan to keep on giving you all as much porn as you could possibly desire. As the snow starts to fall and t...

Inspired by our own Addy's post on a man and his "love" of robots, the guy at SlashDong decided to take a Fleshlight and make it into an input device for his computer. The whole setup costs about......

Hi dumbasses! Do you know what today is? It is the most bestest day in the entire world. MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! YAYYYYYYYYYY LOVES IT, LOVES ME, HATES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL I started My day with breakfast in bed, and then I had sex, and left toy with the worse case of blue balls. I was ...

Hi dummies! I have been busy working over this old fucker. It has been fun and I would love to share the details but I am so not in the mood to type to you losers. Especially since My bday is like almost here and I do not see gifts arriving, so go fuck yourself!!! LOLOLOL LOVES IT Now the on to fan ...

Hi tards! I know all you losers are sitting there wanking your dumb little peckers, crying, wishing you had somebody to love. AS IF!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLL As for My Royal Princess self, My day so far has been the bestest ever. I had 12 dozen red and pink roses delivered to My house this morning from...

Hi Losers! Well I am feeling better. I was so fucking sick i was sure I was going to die. But I did not, and since I am better I have decided to be twice as rotten as ever. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! Why you ask? Because I can!! Well smegma is damn near homeless, and aussie pig came back to get rap...

Hi pecker tracks! I am awesome, but you knew that right? Well I have a cold so this kind of makes Me bitchy, but I am still perfect and you are all still losers. I decided to come tell you how toy is doing since he has had no orgasm since the first of the year. I have taken him out of his chastity p...