I know what you're thinking: why hasn't anyone made a silicone mouthguard (with a vibrating bullet!) that I can wear while giving a blowjob? Well, get back on your knees: your prayers have been answered. The cleverly named Blowguard is, quite literally, a mouthguard for blowjobs. Designed by a denti...

Much as we enjoyed Diesel's "SFW Porn" video, we're pleased to see them moving in a decidedly less SFW direction with their new "Intimates" campaign. True, there's no nudity—but that's clearly the next logical step, right? · Intimates and Underwear - Diesel (diesel.com, via Violet Blue)...

You may remember R&B singer Raz-B as a former member of boy band B2K. But from here on out, you'll definitely remember him as the C-List celebrity who put his penis on the internet. A kind tipster sent us in the direction of Raz's not-so-private AdultSpace page. Despite asserting that he's "[[t]ryin...

Legendary porn god Buck Angel isn't like the rest of us mortals. Everything our favorite man with a pussy does is just, well, sexier—even his trips to the laundromat are breathtaking. Don't believe us? Check out the spot Buck shot for Bizarre Magazine a few years ago. We're definitely going to...

Yesterday we mentioned a certain flaccid penis making an appearance in a certain video game. Today we've gotten screencaps of said wang: behold it in all its digital glory. · Grand Theft Auto 4: The Lost and Damned 'Full Frontal' clip (gamevideos.1up.com, thanks Kotaku!)...

Well, it looks like the GTA is going the way of "Walk Hard" and stirring up controversy with—gasp!—a flaccid penis. We haven't been this shocked since Evan Stone's flaccid penis interrupted the Super Bowl. To put some context to this: the flaccid penis, shown in Grand Theft Auto IV: The ...

Now, we all like sticking our wangs into Fleshlights—but actually having to hold the damn thing can be pretty awkward (not to mention exhausting). But those days are over, thanks to Liberator! The famed (and George Clooney endorsed) sex furniture company has just teamed up with Fleshlight to o...

newVideoPlayer("/superbowlporn.flv", 506, 423,""); We spent most of the Super Bowl crossing our fingers that we'd get to see some sexy ads (we didn't). If only we'd been in Tucson—we could have seen some honest-to-goodness porn! Or at least pornstar penis, in any case. During the final few min...

During the act of coitus, do you find yourself wondering how many thrusts have occurred in the past minute? We seriously hope not—but if you're curious now, boy, do we have a product for you. Love Honey's Sex Counter Cock Ring (spotted at io9) is a cock ring plus counter that purports to track...

Further proof that porn is just a breeding ground for future reality tv stars: Rico from "I Love New York" (whoever that is) was previously seen on the Playboy Channel's "Foursome." In his brief tenure as a hardcore star, Rico got to douse chocolate sauce on his ladyfriend (and himself) and get busy...