March 06, 2009
Come get Gayle up off of this floor! For the last nine years Oprah has appeared in every issue of O magazine as the cover girl all alone. Yeah, that bitch think she is Deena Jones. Just wait until Highlights taps Beyonce to sit at the helm as guest editor for an upcoming special creole collectorR...
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Tired of looking at that rabid beaver for the past 14 hours? Hopefully so! Unless something dramatic happens with him and his chit-u-ahshun that will be the last time you see that face for a very long time. I do fuckery but that shit? No ma’am. And you can apply that to Ms. Sophia as well. Any...
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March 03, 2009
It seems like no one is a fan of Christina Milian’s new blonde coif - - and who can blame them? In the clip featured above Jermaine Dupri and company roast C Milli like a Planter’s peanut [copyright Frankie] and speak briefly about the 2009 Ike and Tina reuniting in Miami. Under normal c...
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February 25, 2009
“Life as a shorty shouldn’t be so rough.” - -Inspectah Deck, “C.R.E.A.M.” The KISS midgets, no ma’am. Insane Clow Posse game proper. But I digress what I came here to tell you. Guyana wants to take your boy Testicular Pain down to China Town. Neither T-Pain, above...
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February 20, 2009
You can always leave it to Lil’ Llama to provide us all with a little bit of sunshine during our gloomy days. I can feel her halo and shit. Mama gave a couple of special kids [I'm sure in more ways than one] a special treat when she gave them all a private dance lesson on Thursday. You know wh...
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February 19, 2009
Definitely not Melinda Doolittle but I’m going to show her Florida Evans neck having ass some much needed love. The former American Idol contestant signed copies of her new album Head & Shoulders, Knees & Toes today at Borders in Philadelphia....
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I don’t know how I missed Straight From The A’s coverage of Dwight partying it up in Bankhead with NeNe last month but I did! Praise Moses Malone for Necole Bitchie reposting a glowing picture from the event or I would be in the dark! Dwight visited The Wendy Williams Experience to give ...
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February 16, 2009
I thought you loved me! How else can you explain not telling me that Neffe had her own YouTube channel?! I will make an exception and forgive you this time but you can’t continue to hold back important information like this. In the above clip Frankie, Neffie, and Dariel get it together at an a...
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February 02, 2009
TYRA MAIL! “I love Payless, the ghetto mall, and the flea market. Payless got the same thing as Louis Vuitton, except Louis Vuitton is a bigger name.” - - Frankie talks fashion in the style issue of Vibe magazine This shit is going to sell out faster than Obama victory newspapers! The co...
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You see the outfit! Get you a piece whore! Just when I was about to check myself in the same halfway house as Michael Vick after watching Aunt Viv’s psychic friend commercial I logged on The YBF and read that tangmaster Dwight Eubanks from The Real Hood Rats of Bankhead will indeed star in his...
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