This week’s weigh in results and a few other tidbits I feel like mentioning… Week 2 Results Total CM Starting Weight = 1327 lbs. (# of CMs reporting: 8) Total CMs Ending Weight =1313.5 lbs. Total lost = 13.5 lbs Total Percentage Lost = 1.01% (WINNERS WEEK 2) Total Instructors Starting We...

Our Jazzercise Center is participating in a friendly little weight loss competition that began last week. It is appropriately called Jazz It Off! And I need to jazz off my spare tire. Can I pinch an inch? Don’t ask… The program is based on The Biggest Loser show. You weigh in each week w...

Here, my 9 year old demonstrates how my diet feels after last night’s Super Bowl festivities. This picture was actually taken yesterday while I was indoors shoveling chips & salsa & chicken wings & hummus & quiche & crab dip & brownies into my pie hole while my da...

Oh, only if every day was Derlurking Day. *sigh* No, seriously, that was fun. I had no idea that you guys (the 40 some of you that actually commented) were even out there. What a pleasant surprise! (And for the record, I think bloggers that don’t return the favor on such a day by commenting/em...

I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned this here (I know I’ve whined about it all over twitter) but I’m back on a fitness kick. This current phase coupled with an off season of bovinesque lifestyle is cyclical for me. My mother raised me to clean my plate and be a damn fine yo-yo die...

You know how sometimes you have too much to drink at a party and say the absolute wrong thing? Like you mock an actor heartily that turns out to be your new acquaintance’s cousin? Or trash talk the food at a restaurant in town that just so happens to be the dream child of your next door neighb...

Let me explain why I love going to the gym the first three weeks or so of January...and by 'love' I actually mean 'hate' because when you go in there, it's infested with the crowds of fat moo's that made resolutions that they will promptly break before January is even up. Even though the crowds of h...

On my way home from yoga class today, I stopped by the grocery store for a few items that we needed at home. I also wanted to pick up the ingredients to this drop 5 fast recipe by my girl Jillian. (Black team rules!) I looked high and low but could not find the dandelion root tea bags that were requ...

Before you read any further let me warn you: I am pretty pissed off right now and what I am about to write ia in no way nice. if you are easily offended just go onto some other blog. Right about now I am really hating fat lazy people. It's not a nice thing to say and it's really just right now. I sh...

At the traffic lights in civic today when this Dara boy and girl walk past (fat fatty boy and well, overwieght girl) sucking on a cancer stick. Anyhow, so I'm nodding away to the music, doin ma thang and just scoff at them. So he goes "fucking P plater". So I raised my voice just loud enou...