I should’ve known that with all of the skimpy outfits on The Trailer Park Comes to Town The Circus tour that Britney Spears would fall victim to a wardrobe malfunction at some point, but three shows in is pretty impressive, especially since she was caught on a live mic (!) saying ...

Michelle Obama lime green colored, thick Jason Wu dress and senior citizen coat at the inauguration swearing-in ceremony is a fashion miss! The color is beautiful on Michelle and her gloves matched perfectly, but the dress does nothing for her figure and the broach puts the final touch on her grandm...

Jessica Alba wears a robe to the My Bloody Valentine Premiere. I'm back off of the fence when it comes to Jessica Alba. Today I've landed on the "HATE HER" side of the fence. I was looking at these pictures of her and I was like "OH NO THAT BITCH DIDN'T!" Even if they aren't pajamas, they look like ...

The controversy over Sarah Palin’s opulent, fashion forward makeover is indeed an interesting one because it speaks volumes about her and how unfit she is for assuming the role of Commander-In-Chief. The Republican National Committee spared no expense to ensure that the most inarticulate and i...

I’m not really an avid fan of Rihanna’s fashion sense. She does make fashion disasters like this mess of a ‘rough rocker’ outfit that she wore to the MuchMusic Awards last June. From the eew-y officer cap, the ugly ruffled top, the leather hooker boots and the Lindsay Lohan leggings -the ens...

As though awful reviews everywhere and horse jokes in the New Yorker were not enough, Sex And The City star Sarah Jessica Parker also has to contend with infidelity on the part of her dressmaker. Designer Olivier Theyskens of Nina Ricci assured Parker no one else had publicly worn the dress he provi...

Oh lord. We knew this day was coming, but we were really, really hoping to be dead before it happened. Perez Hilton has unveiled his clothing line for Hot Topic. I'm going to hate myself for writing this, but it actually totally makes sense and he'll probably make a good chunk of money on it. His wa...

Ouchie. This looks like a failed runway task on America's Next Top Model, but really, it's just poor Fergie-Ferg losing her balance in some crazy-ass heels. I usually like to tease her, but walking in those shoes looks about as easy as trying to solve a Rubik's cube - without removing and replacing ...

  I can't explain it, but every time i see an Amy Winehouse picture i can suddenly seriously smell shit. Like proper dog deuces. I think Winos pictures actually emanate a scent to attract other crackwhores and I am mistaking this scent for crap. I can't wait for some magazine to crown h...

La Deli's weather report read by Gwyneth Paltrow Thank You. It's me Gwyneth, child of Satan & mother of fruit. Today is going to be very windy, very windy indeed. My vagina was overexposed today at the premiere for my new movie, Iron Man. Please see it. My husband's new song is shit ...