Hey, you - yes, you. You're hearing all that stuff about how disappointing the sales of the U2 album is, right? Well, it's not true. Or, at least, that's what Paul McGuinness, manager, would have you believe: "The first week, we think it'll be very close to half a million, a little under," Paul McGu...

The latest merchandising screw-up worth a giggle comes from the UK, where a pressing of the new album by Britain's Got Talent winner Faryl Smith—a 13-year-old opera singer who even Simon Cowell likes (I can already hear the "you're only 13!" echoes in my head)—was given music from a pers...

Britain’s Got Talent has just come to an end with George Sampson, a precocious little twerp from the north of England walking away as the winner. The only problem is that he is crap! Not only were Faryl Smith and Andrew Johnston much better than him, with more talent in their little toes, the ...