The temperature in hell must have fallen a few degrees considering I’m about to say that many “critics,” especially on the web, have to be more professional. This from a guy who counts tit shots in horror films, has a desktop background of a skeleton wearing a suit fist pumping the...

Click image for showtimes. Here for iMax (recommended) Robert Altman made a movie version of Popeye (Wikipedia, IMDB) back in 1980 that you have probably never seen, but one of the reviews stuck in my head. It went something like "Popeye would have been an amazing movie if there had never been a Pop...

Click to buy on Amazon With less than two weeks until the premiere, some details are beginning to emerge, trial balloons, no doubt, to prepare (and soften up) the hardcore geeks, and while Wil Wheaton's widely blogged review is carefully spoiler-free, the same cannot be said for the new book "Watchm...

TYLER PERRY’S MADEA GOES TO JAIL Studio: Lionsgate Rated: PG-13 for mature thematic material, drug content, some violence and sexual situations. Starring: Tyler Perry, Tyler Perry, Tyler Perry with Derek Luke and Keshia Knight Pulliam Directed by: Tyler Perry What it’s about: Tyler Perry puts on...

Well, you might say that we’re all “Fired Up” about this weekend’s movies at The Reject Report. Uh, no. Actually, this looks to be a down week, with only two new major wide releases served up by the folks from Maxim and, ahem, Tyler Perry. What do you expect? This is February...

Every evil genius needs a lair from which the run all of their daily affairs: everything from selecting the color of the company letterhead to plotting world domination. Usually these are hollowed-out mountain fortresses, secret inactive volcano lairs, or undersea secret bases. Because if you’...

It starts playing on 44 screens. But you know what? Even if it were to open on just one screen, that would still be cause for applause and celebration. Ernie Cline has tried to make this movie since 1998 (the year the film is set in) and more than a tenacious decade later, he gets to see his hard wo...

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This blog has been contributed by Zoom In Online's Film & TV Channel assistant, Giancarlo Sutton. It's Friday again and that means there's a whole new crop of movies on which you can dump your money.  You've no doubt worked hard this week tilling the fields and weaning you...

There are enough good jokes in “Fanboys,� a road comedy about geeks on a “Star Wars�-related quest, to satisfy hard-core fans of that George Lucas franchise....