In Tuesday's disturbing relationship newsdump, we learn Nadya Suleman's kids brutalize her, Rihanna's Chris Brown reunion riled her family and dinner with TomKat is as weird as you think. Nadya Suleman said in her first RadarOnline videoblog that her older six kids attacked a picture of her newest e...

“Prime Minister” March 1st, 2009 There are two stories in “Prime Minister,” and each of them is absolutely perfect for this surrealist world we’ve created. The show has leaned heavily this season on the humour to be found in New Zealand’s low level of cultural awa...

Elton John's Rocket Pictures has begun production on Pride and Predator: a cinematic adaptation of a Jane Austen novel that deviates wildly "from the traditional period costume drama when an alien crash lands and begins to butcher the mannered protags, who suddenly have more than marriage and inheri...

Chris Jaffe at Hardball Times recently identified 50 great potential closer songs. Thus inspired, I’ve compiled a list of 71 awful potential closer songs. Why 71? Why not. This is actually an updated version of our original list from ‘06 with reader suggestions incorporated. Maybe we can...

England is the current home of juicy, celebrity, big-money divorce battles! There was Macca vs. Mucca, then Madge vs. Guy. And, now, singer Lily Allen finds herself in the middle of what many are calling the art world's biggest divorce! According to new reports, 23-year old Lily's New Year's fling w...

Honorable mentions: Starflyer 59 - Dial M Good to have a new record from SF59. It just so happens its good too… Protest The Hero - Fortress Proof that Ryan Adams isn’t all Canada is good for… Lil’ Wayne - Tha Carter: III “OK you’re a goon… but what’s a...

now, a post with music As you may have heard there are 49 eligible songs in play for Oscar nominations in the Academy's most dubious award: Best Original Song. You may have heard that... but have you heard them? Now in theory the Best Original Song category can give the audience really wonderful ent...

Even while the entire nation was gathered round ITV on Saturday night, Elton John was insisting he was above The X Factor: Performing at Greenwich’s O2 Arena on Saturday night, the flamboyant singer told the crowd that he would rather have his “cock bitten off by an Alsatian� than watch the IT...

You may recall that Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" proved to be a smashing success on American Idol early this year when it was performed by dreadlocked goon Jason Castro . Never one to leave any water in a well, Simon Cowell decided to turn "Hallelujah" into dollar signs for his British show The X Fa...

Looks like the Rocket Man himself just got shot back down to earth.In a landmark decision, The Guardian paper just won their right to have a sense of humor -- after a judge ruled against Elton John's defamation case against the paper.Elton sued The... Permalink...