Hmmmmmm. We honestly can’t decide whether we’ve got good news or bad news today. Moreover, nor can we decide whether it’s genuine “leaked” type “learned by the BBC” information — or purposely (professionally), planted Machiavellian mischievous misinfor...

What could possibly be better than smelling like the original Star Trek television series? Nothing! Well, besides smelling like me. *WHIFF* Mmmm, chili-cheese dogs. Really drives the bitches wild. I'm serious, Chloe and Ginger are literally fighting over my shirt. CUT IT OUT YOU TWO -- no walk later...

I am liking this website right now. Anti-bra.Why? Simple. I hate the fucking things.I am sorry that the 70's era bra-burning thing is a myth (although I'm sure someone tried it somewhere), because in theory it sounds very satisfying, although in reality I imagine it'd be something of an anti-climax,...

Apparently 25-year old Amanda Johnstone from South London was chosen by XBox as the UK's hottest Halo fan. I find it a little hard to believe, but who knows, I'd still Chief it. At this point, we'd love to tell you (Miss World Style) about her charity work, measurements and star sign, but sadly we c...

For those of you naysayers that claimed last week's picture of the Mac Mini was Photoshopped, here's the video. So either somebody's good with Premiere as well, or it's the real deal. And speaking of the real deal: your boobs. They almost look too perfect. I'm gonna need to touch them to verify thei...

Want to look like a Terminator? Well I shoot to kill, just sayin'. Apparently this Terminator Salvation toy features a fist that shoots off to hurt your enemies. It costs $74. Which is pretty steep considering you're going to lose the fist, rendering your Terminator arm stupid. Hit the jump for two ...

Spike Lee wants Wesley Snipes to portray soul legend James Brown in an upcoming movie based upon the Sex Machine’s life. This is the part where I log off and enjoy a few rounds of slap boxing with Etta James. “We’re doing it together – it’s going to happen,â€� Lee told MTV News in an e...

Ever wanted to covertly record six-hours of the inside of your pants pocket? Well now you can thanks to Ajoka's Real Lighter DVR Lighter Camera Hidden Digital Video Recorder Micro Camera. Jesus, hell of a product title there. The thing costs about $150 wholesale and "discreetly records 640 x 480 or ...

Every time I see ads for Bobby Valentino’s new album on a blog I can’t help but have the image of a throwback Duke For Men texturizer kit box pop into my brain! This shit looks like a full page ad for Sportin’ Waves. Special surprise after the jump....

Here's the video of Lady Gaga's new song "Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say." We love the technicolorized version of the 1950s and the fact that Gaga boldly refuses to wear pants on the street. Hey, it's her thing. She is Lady Gaga and can do no wrong. That does not mean that anyone else needs to be we...