In a continuation of my jokes forwarded from friends series, this one is from my most regular contributor Andy, who may have been thinking of our friend Mary when he forwarded it. Hee hee hee. Four Retired Guys Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Naples, Florida. They turned a corner ...

Point-Counter-Point: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Welcome to Point-Counter-Point we have a huge and varied panel today and so I want to get right to our topic today and ask a question many Americans are asking: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? BARACK OBAMA:The chicken crossed the road becau...

Everyone complains that today's kids aren't on the ball as much as yesterdays kids. Yet, here's some evidence that maybe they are smarter than some people think. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, w...

My dad sent my visiting cousin to bed. Five minutes later.... "Uncle Pete...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Uncle Pe-eete....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO!" If you ask ag...

Understanding Engineers & Philosophers - Take One Two engineering students and a philosopher were walking across a university campus whereone said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, mindingmy own business, when a beautiful w...

Here's an Easter joke with a new twist. In the first few days after Jesus rose from the dead the disciples were still somewhat scattered about Jerusalem and the surrounding villages. John finds Peter and runs up to him. Excitedly he says, "Peter, Peter! I've got some really good news and some really...