First our elected officials in Albany wanted to charge us a tax to download porn. Now they’re going a step - or should we say, a pole - farther. NY assemblyman wants to tax patrons of strip bars ALBANY, N.Y. – You might call it a “pole tax.” The New York legislator who brought th...

No doubt about it. This easily falls under the category of “dumb and dumber.” Let’s hope the judge is smart and tells Jesse Maiman, “Dream on, son.” Yale student sues airline for $1M over lost Xbox CINCINNATI – A Yale University student from Ohio has filed a lawsuit s...

Motorist pulled over and quizzed… for LAUGHING at the wheel When Gary Sanders was pulled over by police he was sure he had done nothing wrong. The company director was obeying the speed limit and not driving dangerously. But to his astonishment he was told he had been stopped for excessive lau...

I caught this over at Political IV today and had to re-read it a few times before scratching my head and saying, “What the hell?” We have a bus driver - yes, a bus driver - who admits she went over the top when she bought a home to the tune of $800,000. Yes, friends, that’s $800,00...

Toothy raccoon bit off manhood A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal. Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball. “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,� he...

It’s not just cold, it’s frickin’ cold. It’s not just cold, it’s colder than a well digger’s butt. It’s not just cold, it’s colder than a witch’s boob. Yeah, it’s enough to make you want to stay under the covers until, say, July or August. ...

Over the years, I have been to my fair share of barbers. My old man, a military sort of guy that grew up in the 50’s and 60’s was a “no fuckin’ around” kind of guy when it comes to getting his hair cut. Break out the scissors, the hedge clippers, the straight razor and ...

I’m feeling a bit under the weather today. The new drugs prescribed by the doc haven’t been very friendly with my body, and there’s also a bug going around the area. I’m not stuffed up, but my sinuses are miserable all the same. My left ear - which hasn’t unplugged in l...

Police: Motorcyclist flipped bird, popped wheelie, crashed COPIAGUE, N.Y. - A Long Island man who flipped his finger at a police cruiser and then popped a wheelie on his motorcycle is recovering from injuries after crashing. Suffolk County Police said Frank Patti, 26, of West Islip, rode by the poli...

Imagine how tough it must be for these oil executives who only saw from a 25 to a 63 percent increase in their net income thanks to suckers like you and me who need to buy gas. LONDON - Higher oil and natural gas prices helped Royal Dutch Shell and BP report record first-quarter profits on Tuesday, ...