That ain’t it. I’m praying this is a spoof cover because if not, well, let the jokes begin to compose themselves. I refuse to deal with this today. It’s like the 5th dimension for side-eyes or some shit. And what’s up with Que? I’ve been calling him a fake Chris Brown f...

Normally I don’t go around plugging artists all willy-nilly without receiving a check first for it but please visit your local bootleg man and support D. Woods! I know she has felt this economic crunch five times over with Diddy holding everybody in Danity Kane’s [minus Dawn] checks. You...

This entry doesn’t hold a shred of actual importance but I sure got a kick out of it when I saw the blurb over at Dlisted. Broke Housewives of Bankhead cast member Kim’s website is now offline due to non-payment on the account. She probably tried to deposit one of Sheree’s bogus bo...

Oh, First Lady Diamond. Are you sure about that? Like, really sure? Because I am thinking if you were your husband wouldn’t have . . . you get my point. LisaRaye will probably always be down to do something strange for a piece of change. Times are hard and selling ass  and making random club ...

Oh, Heavenly Father. In the sacred words of Young Jeezy, I woke up this morning with a headache this big! Not only that but it also feels like ReRe the Body plopped down on my larynx. I’m in desperate need for some chicken noodle soup for the soul, which is why I selected K-Ci’s video fo...

Buffie the Body and Kay Slay’s show ‘Who Wants A Check’ may never hit VH1 [or BET for the matter] but it will always be as good as gold in the hearts of Crunksters around the globe. I still stand by my previous statement that these two probably struggle to fill out bank deposit sli...

Is there a heart in the house tonight, anyone? Well, we know who isn’t reading Afrobella for hair tips. Although this isn’t the worst we have seen Kimberly its far from her best either. I’m just glad that her nipples are covered. With all the partying she does she should try to cal...

Looks like Linnethia [I would want pople to call me NeNe too, shit] is going to have to find a new place to lay her head and comatose tittays. Time for a rent party! I’ll make the potato salad. NeNe Leakes, the breakout star of the hit Bravo reality show “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,â€� i...

Now see . . . All you wanna be gangsta rappers and junior deputies . . . These are the bitches you ought to be shooting and doing 8 years for!!! Then you wouldn’t been crying in court . . . And your man wouldn’t had to been sneaking you no key cuz it would have been justified!!! [I‘m assum...

Man, I love a good kitchen ass video in the middle of the day. Blood Raw’s street video for “Bitch So Bad” sent shivers down my spine. I haven’t seen fuckery this poignant from a member of Team Chunk since Shawty Doo Wop. Join me and the prestigious members of the C+D bocks i...