Good Lord. As you probably know, Denise Richards is back on TV on ABC's Dancing With the Stars, so now she's got more opportunities to give interviews about her scintillating personal life and pimp out her poor dead mother's memory for some sympathy. Richards hit up Ellen DeGeneres' talk... ...read ...

It's a comforting thought to know that many of these celebrities (including Denise Richards, her hot-ass dad and real talker Irv Richards, Pete Wentz, Dancing with the Stars champion Brooke Burke, Ray Liotta, and Brittny "Where's Your Vowel, Bitch?" Gastineau) engage in last-minute holiday shopping ...

Previously - Denise had to explain to her nephew why she flashed gash for cash. One of Denise's 12,000 animals shit on the floor. Irv is frustrated. New gay assistant Daniel is like "it smells awful.." Thanks, Dan - now grab some Bounty and help out, queen. Denise is going to Hawaii and he doesn't t...

Previously - It was a whole episode devoted to Denise's deceased Moms. I'll be alright, though. Denise is relaxing in a bubble bath after a long day of husband-stealing and c*nt-calling. She talks to her sister, Michelle Plain and Tall, and explains that they call each other "nellie." I would have t...

Heather Locklear's publicist has confirmed that the actress has checked into a facility in Arizona for psychological issues. "Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and trea...

Previously - Denise had her gay quit on her over a dispute with her hag. And Denise and her friends worked a pole. This show is really going places. This week's episode is all about the death of Denise's Moms. And it's going to be hard to tell whether or not she's using her mother's death as a shame...

Oh, Denise Richards. You and the truth are not exactly friends. In a recent episode of her really, really terrible reality show Denise Richards: It's Complicated, Denise sat down with a reporter from Redbook magazine to "set the record straight." In fact, that's kind of the mission statement (kinda ...