Just running through the things on my mind: -Downloaded the Kindle App for the iPhone today. It was free. Love the idea, but can't read it for long stretches at a time. Be good for a ride on the PATH or sitting and waiting for something, but it's not a thing where I can read 100 pages and not go bli...

Oh, man, I crack myself up sometimes. I went to see He's Just Not That Into You this afternoon, and figured I'd dash off a few lines about it now. It's a romantic comedy where women (mostly) learn that guys often don't like you, but women play games in their heads and think that men do you like you....

Another term in the Dave White High School lexicon. Munitz (moo-nit-z) came from my friend's father. He claimed it was Italian for junk or garbage. I'm not sure, I've never looked it up. In fact, it could have been Italian-Jersey slang--for all I know. (If you've ever seen The Sopranos, you know wha...

As opposed to things I've learned in 2008: First the easy ones: -Villains are bad shots, egomaniacs, and will explain their entire plan to you while trying to kill you slowly. -A good quip to a woman behind a hotel desk, airport check in, or border patrol will cause her to lie to government official...

Back in high school, I was a complete geek. And now I'm going to show why. It's the new feature, Dave White as a Teen. First comes the vocabulary my friends and I spoke in during the mid to late 90s. The first word I'm going to introduce you to is "Snuff." It's a verb... mostly. My friend and I were...

That's right... I'm doing a super cheesy post: --Let's get it out of the way. Family, friends, life. Of course, thankful for all of those things. --An agent that I'm sure will fight his butt off for me. And work his butt off. Basically in the next year I expect Allan Guthrie to be buttless. Which wi...

First we start with the Sam Adams Brewery, where we learned how good beer was made. Hey, Beer Man! (hahahaha. cough.) After this I stopped in a Borders to sign some books. I did sign one "Go Yankees." And then got the hell out of there. Look! The Oldest Pub in America. (Oh, no. I see a trend.) Outsi...