Dear Frank Schaeffer’s Open Letters: Hi, I’m Caleb Howe’s blog entries (hereafter referred to as “a blog”). Thanks for listening. I used to be an open letter (hereafter referred to as “the hacky crutch”) much like you. Eventually I had to change. Too many ba...

This is the awesome rotary tool set one of my brothers gave me for Christmas last year. I used it for the first time today to cut some screws down to the size I needed. Being a woman, I of course read the directions and warnings that came with my tool set. Take a look at the last warning on this lis...

Weird Fetish Prostitute Ronald Only Gets Two Customers a Year Homeless Ronald Ruins Your Day From Unreality's The 20 Most Terrifying Pictures of Ronald McDonald Ever. "So yeah, Heath Ledger + Childhood Fears + Google Images = this post." I too have an obsession with McDonalds and even, while taking ...

I require another 72 hours between now and Tuesday morning, please. Baring that, let me make a very quick post and get back to the salt mines. On the weekend I had a chance to watch All Hat, the adaptation of Brad Smith’s “modern day Ontario western“. I generally like Smith, and I ...

Here at Anticlown Media we hate clowns. With a passion. Unbridled passion. The kind you make love to a beautiful woman with. Or your hand. But, for those of you that weren't arguably fondled by Binky at your sister's birthday party, you can pay to have some creep dressed as a clown follow you around...

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What, PRAY, is Joe Biden doing? Wedgie? The new spokesman for fast actin' Tinactin? Or the most recent graduate of the John McCain School of Awkward Public Grimaces?...

In the latest of video game-themed attacks, a guy tried to strangle his girlfriend with the cord of a Wiimote. And I'll tell you -- he even LOOKS like the kind of guy that'd try to strangle someone with a video game controller. What a quarter-pound of fail. An Austin man has been accused of trying t...

Above: Kim Johnson, who donated a kidney to her niece via her vagina, photographed yesterday in Baltimore. Here's an article that's hard to pass by: Surgeons remove healthy kidney through donor's vagina. Sexy....

These type of ads from the 1950s really disturb the living hell outta me. Her peg-like teeth are ready to devour her mother’s soft, fleshy hands. Much tastier than the jelly, which seems to be made from freshly crushed dog livers. This child is to be feared and burned at the stake. Her head mu...