We can hardly believe it either (and don't worry: our precious pussy is still alive and well). Highs: We can only hope to age as well as these women. And that we'll be as ballsy as this one when we hit that age. We saw Keith Richards whip it out. Sort of. We had way too much fun with ...

Scanner readers, if you'll allow me to get personal for a moment, I'd like you to meet Jack: I took my own advice and adopted him from a local shelter on Friday. After our first weekend together, we're in love. If you've noticed my absence from Scanner for the past few working days, ...

  There sure are a lot of women out there making us feel better about being on the not-so-long road to Crazy Cat Ladydom. First, it was the Crazy Baby Lady and now—possibly less offensive but just as insane—is the Crazy Husband Lady, Linda Wolfe (not that she's always been Mrs. Wolfe). ...

  We'd be bragging about calling this one last week, but you'd have to be an idiot not to think the mother of octuplets (plus another six) wasn't going to seek media deals to keep those kiddies fed. At first we thought she'd go for her own show on TLC, but apparently she knows s...

Carm from BUFFALO writes: "...Furby shows proper respect for our uncensored Cute with Chris pen.   I use it when I'm taking one of my thousands of cat photos as a clicker to focus the cat's attention.  CCL Carm, NY."...

  Hot on the paw steps of Puppy Cam is something that this crazy cat lady can't get enough of today: that's right, it's Kitty Cam. We ("we" being Scanner Emily and my cat, Eve, pictured above) have been streaming Kitty Cam since we first read about it on Jezebel this morni...

Mary from SEATTLE writes: "...This belated Christmas gift arrived today from my parents. In case you can't read it, it says, "Santa, I've Been a Good Cat"... and it has a place for your cat's photo. My friend Shena said it should read "Undatable" and warned me to hide it if I have boys over.  -Mary...

The kitties and I were watching a History Channel show on prostitution in the old west and Inky got a little over-excited and tried to get in on the action....

Today’s post is written by one of my favorites, Dan Mega of Mega. Done. Discuss. I asked him to write about how awesome cats are because some of the coolest bloggers I know hate cats and it makes me cry for them. Enjoy. _______ Guest Cats are so excellent. More excellent than dogs. They (comm...

Nusha Lola (who is my bff) Carry on....