This is the Porsche 944, thebest iteration of the crappy little 924 that came out in 1977.  In the 80s, these were the shit.  There was a maroon one driven by a regular at the 7-Eleven where I wasted part of my elongated sophomore year.  I saw it up close and personal one night.  I [...]...

 All the King’s horses and all the King’s men… Aston Martin V8 Vantage gets a little road rash....

Stop running into people  - Superstar Queen of Sheba Why does that not apply to the entire universe?  I mean really.  A fucking SUV gets to do things that I don’t?  That is so unfair… NOTE to BONEHEAD OLD MEN IN NISSANS:  the “Crash into me” tag on po...

With it’s spaceship-like good looks, and bench seats, this is the perfect van for your clan of homeschooled robot children.  Or jackbooted thugs campaign workers and “government contractors.” - Actual Dodge ad. Why talk about this shitbox?  I saw four - FOUR - of these before lun...

Where I saw one: Getting on the 51 today. Nostalgia Value: 5/10 Baseline: 0 - I never owned one. +1 for being a Ford-badged Mazda. Way better than being a Ford-badged Kia. +1 because I almost bought one, after my Festiva suffered it’s critical ass implosion, +1 for orange dash lights, +1 for n...