One of the saddest celebrity relationship stories of all-time gets worse by the day. Yesterday, a tabloid published Rihanna's personal phone number, Chris Brown obtained a reprieve and... oh no... now there are strong rumors that the two may have gotten married in secret. There must be so...

Portland, Oregon has been recently declared the most depressed city in the country. BusinessWeek determined this based on "antidepressant sales, suicide rates, unemployment, divorce, and crappy weather." Philly didn't make the top 20 list. That's because we're too busy enjoying......

  Here's a bizarre one for you: a straight couple that actually got married in the Year of Our Lord, 2009. Stranger still, the events surrounding this marriage led both proud, excited, relieved families to press their children to seek an immediate divorce. The pressure proved unbearable for...

  The Journal Times in Racine, Wisconsin ran a story today about a 39-year-old man who was busted for "performing a sex act" in a dumpster. Steven Marcsis, as the paper was too "family friendly" to make clear, was most likely masturbating. In the dumpster. And it gets much, ...

  When I was a youngster on the playground, nobody was safe from being called gay, or, worse: a gaylord. But now a California court upheld a previous finding that a Christian high school can expel students percieved to be lesbians.  Private religious organizations can discriminate based on...

The main issue in the Sam Adams imbroglio isn't whether he unlawfully had sex with a minor; it's whether he violated Oregon's election laws by encouraging others to make false statements about his relationship with Mr. Breedlove. For the convenience of any attorneys general who might dro...

Image: Er, All your media in one place (an excuse to include a pic of Babel, by Cildo Meireles) Yep, you heard that right: 2009 could be a year of MetaSocNets. That is to say meta-social networks, services that give you access to all of your social networks in one place, a bit like the way that Adiu...

Nice going Mr. Bush, Mr. Cheney, at al. Your war on terror is not only a dangerous joke for the national security of the United States, but is absolutely a series of war crimes that should be addressed at the Hague. Here is the latest on the suspects who were held and tortured at Gitmo for 7 years: ...

Here's some frank advice by past Navajo leaders for our current Navajos leaders on a controversial topic, Navajo water rights. The past Navajo leaders' advice is to remove the influence of attorney Stanley Pollack and Dr. John Leeper from the Navajo government. NAVAJO WATER RIGHTS: TRUTHS & BETRAYAL...

Lest anyone missed this little gem among the E3 hubbub, Blizzard has scored a victory against WoW bot maker Glider. Don't remember that whole kerfluffle? Blizzard sued Glider over EULA infringement for copying code, as well as the ancillary issue of pissing WoW users up and gobbling up resources. Gl...