Porn porn porn. Cable companies are hoping to "quietly" sell enough pay-per-view porn to make, you know, a profit. Ad Age wrote a whole story about it just so it could use this quote: "If you you're creating something that's just going to be masturbatory, fine, but if you want to stay alive in this ...

Well now, let's just open the paper and have a look at the...OHMIGOD, what the hell, Jesus Christ, is the entire world economy collapsing today, worse than ever? Yes it is. Warren Buffett, the world's best investor, has his worst financial year ever in 2008. (Still better than your financial year). ...

The Dude: Fuckin’ Quintana… that creep can roll, man. Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude. The Dude: Yeah. Walter Sobchak: No, he’s a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. The Dude: Oh! Walter Sobchak: W...

In the wake of the recent salmonella outbreak related to peanuts, lawmakers are calling for a new federal agency to oversee food safety. Suggestions range from splitting the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) into two agencies to creating a new agency that would combine pieces from the different age...

Recycling last year's Black History Month stock photography to save a buck: that's the Wal-Mart way. Come on, evil corporations. Fake diversity is 'Wack, Yo,' as minorities say: Do not use the same meager handful of non-white employees over and over for photo ops: People notice this after a while. S...

Recently the New York Times explained how hard it is to live on $500k a year. Twice! Now the paper reports: nobody's paying for business lunches any more! Is this just a made-up thing? Yes. After all this time it still is quite amusing how the Times, the biggest, most anal-retentive stickler for acc...

Last year Pepsi spent several hundred million dollars on a new logo. Everyone figured they had just ripped off the Obama logo. But now an internal document from the branding company has surfaced: Breathtaking bullshit. See, there's no way the branding agency could charge millions if they just went i...

As much as we complain about our “tough� days and our “brutal� meetings and “vicious� clients, the truth is there is really no such thing as “hard work� in Corporate America. There really is no hard work in Corporate America. Think I’m wrong? Ask your IT crew if they want to join S...

At home, I had a view: Graffiti’d up walls, streets Swiss-cheesed with potholes, broken liquor bottles, rolling papers, used condoms. Schools that resembled warehouses and functioned like temporary storage facilities. Mini-Tupacs, pseudo-Goodfellas and bad cops, junkies and alcoholics. Pushers and...

a posting from the Patti Network find out what else I'm writing. Cooler Heads Need to Prevail in Trade Issues OK, so US lawmakers have slipped in some “buy American” provisions into the stimulus bill that President Obama is trying to get passed into law. I expect that the people who had ...