I know what you're thinking: why hasn't anyone made a silicone mouthguard (with a vibrating bullet!) that I can wear while giving a blowjob? Well, get back on your knees: your prayers have been answered. The cleverly named Blowguard is, quite literally, a mouthguard for blowjobs. Designed by a denti...

It's impossible to effectively talk dirty while you're face-deep in someone's snatch. Am I right? Am I right?? Ladies? But now you can talk dirty and not even be in the same room. Introduced in 2006 (I guess it got lost in the mail), the Talking Head is your standard-issue rotating beads/clit rabbit...

Being a girl who is both whimsical and sadistic, I happen to have a thing for BDSM toys with a softer side—or at least a sense of humor. In fact, my first ever paddle was one of those OUCH paddles, which I saw as both functional and amusing—the idea of an ass literally saying ouch after ...

You've seen the ads where the hard-working Amish folk are handcrafting miracle space heaters and no doubt scoffed at their absurdity and marveled at their Photoshop skills- but do the darn things work?Consumer Reports investigates in this video. The ads claim that the "roll-n-glo" heaters slash heat...

"Look for the Adam's Apple!" one is told as one plans a Thailand vacation. But what if the Cyberskin mouth masturbator one mail-ordered doesn't have one? Has one still stuck one's cock in a tranny? Allanah Starr is truly America's Transsexual and fully deserving of this massive Cyberskin fauxjob mou...

With such a Sci Fi Channel name, one might expect this Japanese silicone dildo to not look so jaunty. Yet jaunty dildos are just what we need for these uncertain times. The Beyond (or GSpot Dildo)'s only frills are its curlicue ends and frank GSpot-adjacent nub. There are no batteries, MP3 players, ...

Last summer, JimmyJane announced the launch of their "Iconic Collection"—also known as The Usual Suspects. In layman's terms: they took three classic sex toys, made them all white, and packaged them as a set. What toys were deemed iconic enough to be a part of the Iconic Collection? Pretty muc...

Everyone likes surprises, right? And what's better than intimacy? Pretty much nothing (or so we've been told). So if you combine intimacy with a surprise, you're pretty much guaranteed the best thing ever, right? Well, such is the theory (we assume) behind Intimate Surprises, a service that sends su...

After almost a year of sex toy reviewing, I've amassed a formidable collection of toys. Unfortunately, my itty bitty Manhattan apartment hasn't increased in size to accommodate my growing toy chest. With nowhere else to put them, I'd taken to throwing my already reviewed toys into a drawer. Unfortun...

In spite of the promising name, the Ophoria Bliss No. 5 did not initially inspire me with, ahem, bliss. Why is that? Well, gentle reader, because it bore close resemblance to a Slimline vibe. A bigger, silicone version of the Slimline, yes; but nonetheless, a fuckstick in the most literal sense. Whi...