Quick everyone! Don your sparkly gloves and pick up your replica Bubbles the monkey soft toy. Do we have some earth shattering news for you! You may have to put your hand over your crotch so people don’t know you’ve pissed yourself in excitement. Everyone knows that Michael Jackson is coming to ...

As you may (or may not) know Def Leppard is touring the United States. On September 5th they'll be playing at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas and I'm going to go see them. Woot!"Big deal," you may say. "They're only a 80s hair band who have long outlived their usefulness."That's where I'd tell you to shu...

I could use a little help my friends, so please vote: FS_Lims needs you! There are some ties that I'd like to be "untied" :D Later I'll meet subtle__sarcasm , we're going to see Mia live (the german band!) Thanks again to sabrina2611 , without her this wouldn't be possible *squishes* After that I'll...

Wisps of cigarette smoke froze in midair at the Advocate building early this morning, when the Crimson announced that Ratatat and Sara Bareilles would headline this year’s Yardfest. Just months ago the Undergraduate Council and campus “Fun Czar” obliterated whatever hip currency th...

Dropkick MurphysThe RaveMilwaukee, WI "I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me." That line of dialogue from "The Departed," a movie layered heavily with Irish rock, pretty much sums up the general attitude the Dropkick Murphys displayed Friday nigh...

Uh, that's Paul, not Jesse. The ex-Beatle -- whose latest release as The Fireman is incredibly awesome, by the way -- will be playing April 19 the New Joint at Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. The 4,000......

Before leaving the stage for another of her show's many wardrobe changes, Britney Spears accidentally announces to her giant crowd in Tampa, Florida that her "pu**y is hanging out." Guess somebody forgot to turn off the mic. Then again, we're talking about Britney Spears here - this kind of thing ju...

  Remember that red-state porn craze we told you about? Apparently, Utah pays for it more than any other state. Typical: 16 people were arrested following violence at a concert held to promote non-violence. Hayden Panetierre may be headed toward a nervous breakdown. Yeesh. We don't get it. ...

A Shit Storm Of Violence, Of Course! Damn, where's Mother Oprah when you need her? Mother Oprah would tell the people of Silver Spring, Maryland the hard truth. "Girlfriend, if a liberal kumbaya stop the violence Obama disciple hits you once, he'll hit you again. Don't ever go to a peace concert wit...

var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(420,617,713127,"http://cdn.pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css")}catch(ex){}}() Well, we’re due for one, don’t you think? It’s been a while since we had a good ole fashioned Britney Spears crotch sighting. This one is es...