McGruff is a perv Originally uploaded by NCinDC Here is a life lesson from me to you: Never fuck with a DC Metro bus driver. Thankfully, this advice does not come from personal experience. I'm the dork who says "good morning" to the bus driver when I get on and "thank you" be...

A wise man once said “It’s not just about seeing Star Wars two weeks before everyone else. You’ve gotta plow through crap like Marie Antoinette and Catwoman as well.� I have the fortune of being able to see all of the films that I want, and find out that they are only worth one viewing (or l...

Dear plasterer eating fruit on the subway: If you're going to leave the pips on the train, at least drop them on the floor instead of leaving them on the seat next to you. Dear mother of twins: I see that you have two babies, most likely through no fault of your own, and I get that you need a stroll...

Ana Marie is apparently going to read David Denby's illiterate and factually challenged book of nob-slobber, Snark. She starts by listing all these things that Denby believes "snark" to be. Some are right there on his title page. Snark is mean! Snark is personal! Snark is ruining conversations! In s...

"The generality of Seymour's conclusion, the broad sweep of his argument and the passion of his attack are overstated, dissipating their force. More nuance and context could have made this potentially important book compelling. It is a shame, as buried in these pages and their footnotes is a great d...

Do you make a habit of reporting your dining experiences – whether good or bad? I do! And here’s why… Several months back, my boys and I had a major eye opening experience at a local Taco Bell where a black employee was placed in an awkward situation – he handled himself with such class – ...

Right now I would like a giant massive bowl of tapioca. Maybe the size of a popcorn bowl. Maybe it's because of the lack of awesome video games right now, maybe it's because I'm getting old - but I've been using my XBox for streaming Netflix 1000% more than I've been using it to ...

Right now I would like a giant massive bowl of tapioca. Maybe the size of a popcorn bowl. Maybe it's because of the lack of awesome video games right now, maybe it's because I'm getting old - but I've been using my XBox for streaming Netflix 1000% more than I've been using it to ...

I stumbled across this the other day, and it tickled my funny bone just a little. St Valentine ‘not saint of love’ If roses won’t do the trick, try Saint Raphael suggests the Catholic Church Britain’s Roman Catholic Church is advising lovelorn singles to direct their 14 Febru...

As the economy worsens, video chat is emerging as a viable and budgetary solution for families, businesses and teenagers as part of their daily routines that allows for free “face-to-face� communication. ooVoo ( www.ooVoo.com ) video chat service allows up to six people to participant in the sam...