Hooray! The Times found their new token conservative! Taking over for Bill Kristol: Mr. Ross Douthat. Douthat is a senior editor at The Atlantic, where he blogs. He is one of those "reasonable" "centrist" conservatives, like David Brooks except not so much of an asshole. Yes, he thinks fertilized eg...

Andrea Peyser is always on the sex tip, yall! The NYP attack columnist seems to lash out in print as a way to repress her natural urges for, say, some legs that just don't stop. What important public event is Andrea chronicling with her trademark blend of bile (extra green!) today? Why it's the lady...

Liz Smith's time at the New York Post is done. It's time for a lifetime retrospective! Who is this gossipy lady? It all started back in a dusty little place called Texas... Fort Worth, Texas, specifically, which is where Liz was born, way back in 1923! She married her high school sweetheart, left hi...

Here is a humdinger of a bit of gossip actual confirmed news: Liz Smith, octogenarian gossip queen of New York, has been dropped as a New York Post columnist. Sad, but expected. Col Allan cited the economy when he told her he wouldn't be renewing her contract: "Like so many other newspapers around t...

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Jhn Baer: Pennsylvania’s legislature has more staffers than anywhere else in country. Woo-hoo, we’re number one! Jill Porter: “But my math is simple: The more guns in circulation, the more that find their way to the dregs of society who casually assassinate cops.” You going t...

Watch out, America, because David Brooks has written another one of his famous “theme” columns, in which he takes on a gimmick — like pretending to be Kierkegaard, or a doctor researching some new Obama disease, or a cartoon Asian Buddhist Negro being attacked by the Internet ̵...

AP reports — finally | Cold Fury You cocksuckers. You blighted, flea-bitten, maggot-infested, shitbrained cocksuckers. I’m not sure, but I think Mike is pretty close to losing his temper with the liberal mainstream media. Tweet This...

Today the Senate should vote on the economic stimulus package.  The bill isn’t close to everything that we need but it is something.  I wrote the following for a local journal. ———- As I was growing up, in Texas, I began taking tennis lessons that a local tennis court.  I ...

Wednesday Jill Porter: Last year, Jill Porter helped get Hershey’s to pull candy stamped “ICEBREAKERS” from the market because it sort of looked like crack (but not really). (It’s okay, Wired’s website agreed.) Anyway, Porter wrote about Michael Phelps and why marijuana...