The alleged Chris Brown/ Rihanna fight started with a booty text - OK, a confusing hatred of women and a booty text. But who sent it? Some said it was Kim Kardashian, who liked Chris Brown because her bottom is large and dense enough to absorb most violent attacks. Some said it was Paris Hilton, bec...

For an internet fad, Chris Brown’s alleged attack on Rihanna is rubbish - like, where are all the video mashups? We have two good reasons why not. Firstly, on the scale of hilarity, an alleged domestic assault - even between a couple of mildly annoying pop stars - isn’t exactly David Aft...