Last night's premiere of Dancing with the Sores gifted me with the most horrific image that is now burned into the side of my brain. This is what I will see hanging over my bed of nails in my cell in Hell. There will be a frame made out of CROCS surrounding it. Why did that hot dick from Sex and the...

Last night's premiere of Dancing with the Sores gifted me with the most horrific image that is now burned into the side of my brain. This is what I will see hanging over my bed of nails in my cell in Hell. There will be a frame made out of CROCS surrounding it. Why did that hot dick from Sex and the...

Filed under: Hook-Ups, Dancing with the Stars ... then he went and opened his mouth. We were kinda impressed that "Dancing with the Stars" booty shaker Cheryl Burke pulled someone so damn good looking -- and then he tried to be funny. And that totally ruined it. See Also Cheryl Burke in Hit... Perma...

The only thing CHERYL BURKE should be on the cover of is a barf bag to help you along. Seriously, I was going to have a cup of Dinty Moore for an afternoon snack, but now I don't have to. I just have to swallow the vom coming up my throat. As you can unfortunately see, my arch rival is on the cover ...

Another thrilling season of Dancing with the Stars is nearly upon us and just weeks after the list of celebrity contestants who have signed on to compete for the Dancing with the Stars Championship title we get our first look at the promo photos of all of the contestants paired up with their profess...

Cheryl Burke of ABC's Dancing with the Stars hit the beach with friends Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey and let's say Swamp Thing over the holiday weekend. Cheryl definitely has the ass of a professional ballroom dancer. I think. Okay, you got me: I have no clue what a ballroom dancer's ass is supposed t...

Filed under: Dancing with the Stars, Drunks TMZ.com: Asking late-night lush Cheryl Burke how wasted she planned on getting at a Fourth of July party seemed totally reasonable to us.Not so much to her and pals Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey. See Also That's a GREAT ASS! Cheryl Burke: Samba-dy... Read ...

I always had this idea that dancers were these lean, borderline anorexic lookin’ chicks in tights, before actually going to a local dance school’s dance performance because my stepdaughter gave me a free ticket. I figured getting down to watching teenage girls dancing and not getting nak...

Here are some new bikini pictures of Cheryl Burke and she looks like she might have put on a few pounds in the last week or so, but I still wouldnÂ’t kick the bitch out of bed....

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey were strolling the beach in Malibu on the 4th of July. The lovely Jenny was sporting a sexy black swimsuit, the same style made famous by Borat but we must say she fills it out in ways that he couldn’t have managed under any circumstances. McCarthy launched her ca...