Charles Barkley gave a press conference today from inside the Maricopa County jail, as he began his three-day sentence for drunk driving. Now that's how you enjoy a day off. Apparently, he gets to wear his sweats instead of a uniform (since he's technically on "work release") and he's got a book to ...

Good for my home state of Arizona for showing that even celebrities have to do jail time for their DUIs. Charles Barkley will do five days in Sheriff Joe’s Tent City — where the inmates have to wear pink underwear — after pleading guilty to two counts of DUI from his arrest back in...

The Round Mound Of BJ Hound will return to his rightful place in the TNT analyst chair after NBA All-Star weekend. [SI]...

The Gazette reported yesterday that Delegate Charles Barkley (D-39) was stripped of his Public Safety and Administration Subcommittee chair (a subcommittee of House Appropriations) because of his opposition to last year’s millionaire tax proposal. Barkley told the Gazette, “I thought it hit Mont...

The Girls want to thank all of you that voted for this year’s Fannies Awards. The Awards Show and Extravaganza will take place on January 29th. Last minute votes deemed worthy based on their creativity will still be considered as we sift through the 2455 emails we received, as long as they are...

TNT has conveniently dropped the news that Charles Barkley will be taking some time off from its NBA broadcasts while he deals with all his "legal and personal issues" stemming from the DUI/blow job mess. Via Awful Announcing via USA Today: "I have spoken with Charles Barkley regarding the incident....

It's Waxing Off, where our staff of female writers gather to discuss the latest sports news, and mock A.J.'s mustache. This week's topic: The DUI Epidemic, and athletes as role models. Elway's Bitch: Semi-retarded people get arrested every single day for stupid shit like bringing crack to an airport...

Charles Barkley surveys the charred wreckage of his life following events of the past seven days? No, although the metaphor is apt. This is Charles talking with my friend Steve Yingling, in the aftermath of a South Lake Tahoe forest fire that destroyed Steve's home — and about 200 others &mdas...

• Sir Charles Arrested, Spent $1,800 Drinking with Urkel • Fat "Squashing" = Worst. Fetish. Ever. • Kristin Cavallari Attempts Alba Ass Pose • Eddie Murphy Entertains White Chicks in Bikinis • Rey Maualuga Harasses Erin Andrews • Nut Shot Compilation...

So, I'm told that Charles Barkley told police that he was in a hurry to get a blowjob when he was nabbed for drunk driving. I don't understand! Surely, if Charles Barkley had wanted a blowjob, he could have just picked up his phone and called Michael Wilbon....