So fat ass Farrah got booted from Rock of Love Bus this week. Boo hoo. Seriously, no one is going to miss her. All she is a poor man’s imitation of Heather, the hooker with a heart of gold from the original Rock of Love. This show is seriously making me sick, but nothing else is on Sunday nigh...

Bret takes out the trash tonight by leaving Kelsey on the curb in Alabama. What a piece of hot mess this girl turned out to be! Dear lord, why would this young seemingly normal chick decide its a good idea to start hanging out with Dumb and Dumber? If you all missed Rock of Love Bus this morning, de...

Seriously, if you could beat the snot out of any celebrity, who would it be?  Would it be this chick who can’t stop having lip implants and babies? Or this person, who just can’t stop her media circus and who has that mom haircut which is ridiculous Or this person, who just can’t ...

Oh, how excited were you to watch the Rock of Love Charm School Reunion episode tonight?  Not to mention that Rock of Love Bus aka Rock of Love 3 is just an hour away? Last time we saw Brandy M win and receive a check for $100,000.  Tonight we saw the following: The show began with Frenchie, who p...

Here in status symbol land … didn’t you guys and gals just love The Monkees back in the day?    When I was four I was telling folks that The Beatles and The Monkees were my favorite bands.  Too cute, right?  I actually saw them in concert twice, and rushed the stage @ The Silverdome...

Ok, it’s been a long time since I blogged about celebrities. True, they give a blogger so much to write about. They are wild and crazy and adopt way too many babies from foreign lands. And they are WAY more insecure than you or I. But instead of it being all about them, let’s make it all...

I can’t believe that Saturday I hit my 5th month Blog Anniversary, and that yesterday morning my blog stats had reached 200,000! Wow! It seems like these past few months have flown by. I’ve written about many things in my 215 posts, such as dreaming about pissing in Steven Tyler’s ...

Ok, if you haven’t seen Sex and the City yet in theatres, don’t read this blog.  Seriously, I don’t want to ruin the movie for you.  But I have GOT to talk about it, so read if you must, and don’t blame me for ruining the film for you. It started out with a great new Fergie...

JOHN LOCKE WAS IN THE DAMN CASKET! I knew it! My god, I’m in a state of shock. Tonight’s episode just rocked! I’m just so torn, how can I possible wait two more years to find out if The Oceanic 6 make it BACK to THE ISLAND? Ok, here is my very, very lenghy recap of tonights three h...

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