Wow, Andy Richter, you just went from being Conan's bitch to American Hero in one quick film. If you consider Michael Douglas in "Falling Down" a hero. We know we loved the rocket launcher. Admit it, you've wanted to do exactly what Andy does in this video many a time over, you just don't have cojon...

What better way to celebrate the Carpocalypse than with a limited run American Express-branded $130,000 Maserati Quattroporte? The result is simply fabulous, darling. galleryPost('quattroportecenturion', 8, 'Maserati Quattroporte For Centurion'); Maserati owners have always been among the classiest ...

Dozens of luxury cars in Berlin have been torched since January by a group of disgruntled Germans. Mercedes, BMWs and Porsches have all been targets. Gallery of ze literally carpocalyptic destruction below. So why is this happening? Like ze French, it's ze world economy! Germany's once-booming econo...

The price of gasoline's certainly lower than the record highs of this past summer. But are they low enough? We make no allusions to intimately knowing the intricacies of the global oil production system and the resultant pricing flim-flam, but recent pricing has given us pause. The price of a barrel...

Jay Lamm, founder of the $500-per-car-max 24 Hours Of Lemons, has extended his own bailout plan to American automaker CEOs. Will they take him up on his offer? Lamm sent out the following letter to Alan Mulally, Maximum Bob Lutz and Jim Press of Ford, GM and Chrysler respectively outlining the plan....

Ford US auto sales were down 44% in January, worse than the 31.9% drop expected by analysts. Anything larger than a Ford Focus was hit hard. SUV sales? Down over 50%. Trucks? Down over 40%. What was......

Ding, dong the Jobs Bank is dead! Sorta. [Freep]...

Saab is exploring breaking free from GM. This would include moving the majority of production to Trollhattan, a move backed by the Swedish government and the Swedish Chef. The news comes just two weeks after we reported GM's unable to find a buyer for its quirky Swedish brand. Both companies are sai...

Chrysler thanks America, told "Go to Hell!" in comments. [Chrysler]...

The Carpocalypse strikes again. Out of Kalamazoo, MI comes news Checker Motors, producers of the iconic Checker Cab, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The company stopped making cabs 25 years ago now, but still builds stampings and assemblies for the not so big three and last Friday filed for Cha...