South Carolina slaveholder Katon Dawson was this close to becoming the new RNC chairman, but the yankees rallied ’round Maryland black person Michael Steele, who has since brought disgrace to the white party by talking about hip hop and websites. THIS WON’T STAND. Dawson is now orchestra...

I stopped by the now open Boylan Bridge Brewpub last week. The brewery had opened on Febraury 27th. It had much of the chaos one expects at a new restaurant with waitresses figuring out how to complete certain tasks and bartenders learning to change over the computer system. But other than some mino...

Tennessee's spring football practices begin today, but it's really hard to imagine how Lane Kiffin's tenure as head coach could get any more entertaining than it's been so far. (Fingers crossed!) The guy has already stuffed a career's worth of crazy into just one offseason—and these are just t...

You've heard the argument that gay marriage would lead to incest. That gay marriage would lead to polygamy. That gay marriage would lead to beastiality. But what about gay marriage leading to robot sex?Read the rest of It's Official: Gay Marriage Will Lead to Man-on-Machine Screwing Permal...

Sen. John McCain insulted not only North Carolina beavers, but also the state and federal wildlife officials who claim to have saved nearly $5 million last year in potential flood damage to farms, timber lands, roadways and other infrastructure through its Beaver Management Assistance Program - the ...

Daniel Briere is getting over his groin adhesions; for this guy, the problems are just starting. Oh, the life of Daniel “Danny” Briere – it’s just one injury after another these days, isn’t it? If you’re a fantasy manager, you were stoked to see Briere finally bac...

Sumter police investigating starving death of 1-year-old: Bond set for parents in starving death of 1-year-old son: 25-year-old Kevin Isaac and 23-year-old Marketta McCray of Sumter, South Carolina have been arrested in the starvation death of their son, 18-month-old Sincere Isaac. As usual police w...

Either today or tomorrow I'm going to call and talk to Gresham Barrett about his candidacy for governor, for the purposes of a column -- like the one I did on Vincent Sheheen. As I've indicated, I plan to focus on candidates for this job early, and give you, the voter, as much information as...

At yesterday's massive NC4Marriage rally in Raleigh, one-time Terry Schiavo lawyer David Gibbs III terrified the crowd with his prediction that gay marriage could lead to polygamy or worse. Much, much worse. "Why not polygamy, or three or four spouses?" Gibbs asked redundantly. "Maybe people will wa...

At yesterday's "traditional marriage" rally in Raleigh, NC, conservative lawyer David Gibbs III reportedly likened same-sex couples to people who "want to marry their pets or robots": NC: wingnut - 'save' marriage or there will be man-robot nuptials [PHB] Which is obviously crazy. I mean, why should...