Zac Efron stars as Bumington, the politically-knowledgeable Singing Bum in the 2009 remake: "Gotta Get Me Some Honors: The With Honors Musical!"...

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Guido is inclined to belatedly give the prize for last week's caption competition to Apricot Fox who (a) managed to grasp the contest rules (b) come up with a credible potential thought for the Head of Protocol greeting Gordon on the Brown carpet with his trousers tucked in his sock. Bemuses Guido t...

[Nikki Reed, Taylor Lautner, and Kristen Stewart (these are all actors we should know, old people) in Vancouver, where they are shooting the new "Twilight" vampire porn movie; image via Bauer-Griffin] Private Hangnail's new line beats the original, "Why Don't You Kids Go Take a Stroll Around the Pub...

This mess was found at the Pebble Beach Concours D'Elegance. We're wondering what to call it; a Mclarenzbo? Revenzo F1? Or Maybe McFerrarenzenton? Regardless, it's delightfully tacky and we love it......

In her next movie, Katie Holmes plays that annoying bead-haired girl on your dorm floor with seven DMB posters and a bunch of jangly shit hanging from her entryway but who you'd still hook up with but will continue hating as long as that continues to not happen: Also, is she doing her impression of ...

The Prime Mentalist arrived at the White House yesterday and was welcomed by Gladys Boluda, who as the US State Department's Chief of Protocol, is too polite to point out to Gordon that he was about to meet the most powerful man on the planet with his trousers tucked into his sock. The wittiest entr...

Someone needs to tell KFat he has to do cardio in addition to yoga in order to achieve results. - StudentofBubba Runners-up: Th-th-th-th-th-th-thats my balls folks! - El Bastardo While Paul Rudd took a cigarette break during the Vanity Fair shoot, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel,and Jonah Hill practiced the...

Gesundheit - Team Valtrex Runners-up: aftermath of diddys 36 hour tantric sex session - madamesuzette Everyone tried to warn Baby Jesus that once Vadge got her tentacles around him she'd suck away his his youth and beauty, but he just wouldn't listen. - PrettiestBoyInPuppetland (Thanks Bill)...

Gesundheit - Team Valtrex Runners-up: aftermath of diddys 36 hour tantric sex session - madamesuzette Everyone tried to warn Baby Jesus that once Vadge got her tentacles around him she'd suck away his his youth and beauty, but he just wouldn't listen. - PrettiestBoyInPuppetland (Thanks Bill)...