Guido is inclined to belatedly give the prize for last week's caption competition to Apricot Fox who (a) managed to grasp the contest rules (b) come up with a credible potential thought for the Head of Protocol greeting Gordon on the Brown carpet with his trousers tucked in his sock. Bemuses Guido t...

The Prime Mentalist arrived at the White House yesterday and was welcomed by Gladys Boluda, who as the US State Department's Chief of Protocol, is too polite to point out to Gordon that he was about to meet the most powerful man on the planet with his trousers tucked into his sock. The wittiest entr...

Someone needs to tell KFat he has to do cardio in addition to yoga in order to achieve results. - StudentofBubba Runners-up: Th-th-th-th-th-th-thats my balls folks! - El Bastardo While Paul Rudd took a cigarette break during the Vanity Fair shoot, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel,and Jonah Hill practiced the...

Gesundheit - Team Valtrex Runners-up: aftermath of diddys 36 hour tantric sex session - madamesuzette Everyone tried to warn Baby Jesus that once Vadge got her tentacles around him she'd suck away his his youth and beauty, but he just wouldn't listen. - PrettiestBoyInPuppetland (Thanks Bill)...

Gesundheit - Team Valtrex Runners-up: aftermath of diddys 36 hour tantric sex session - madamesuzette Everyone tried to warn Baby Jesus that once Vadge got her tentacles around him she'd suck away his his youth and beauty, but he just wouldn't listen. - PrettiestBoyInPuppetland (Thanks Bill)...

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was a spectacular hit. There were so many excellent captions it's a shame I can only honor seven of them. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (retired military) - "Reporters lied Newspapers died" 2...

We've heard that The Network is pretty expansive, but we never could figure out just how Verizon Wireless managed to cover all those dead zones in record time without being heard. Now, it all makes sense. Sean: "With a requirement to cut costs and save cake, Verizon has hired Bob the Builder to do t...

I can has ... Naw, even I no wants that cheezburger - Jul3s Runners-up: The only time in my life I'll say "thanks but no thanks" to an all-you-can-eat buffet. - ISprainedMyUvula The Hamburglar meets his long lost twin, Turdburglar. - Team Valtrex Hey Mom its Bobby college is fun.. I have awesome new...

With this week’s contest I’m fully expecting a tidal wave of toilet humor — given the image it’s going to be hard to avoid. But as I often say, potty humor has its time and place…every hour of every day. So, give me your best, dogsters. Winner gets $50 zealies and will ...

"Eyelash drapes for your Ceiling eyes: the Audrina Collection" - DEADSYISMYPAPICHULO Runners-up: Masturbation in Japan has completely different consequences. - Richard-Schlichting No, Katie, that's not what Tom meant when he said he really digs hairy balls. - TFBuckFutter Source...