Filed under: Other Reality Shows, Programming, OpEd Got a press release from Bravo the other day that says they've not only given the green light for a third season of Shear Genius, they also have a new reality show coming up titled Double Exposure. I'm not even going to tell you what world the show...

It’s reunion time, my lovelies, which means that last night I hunkered down with my wine and my 2001 laptop (Goddamn Geek Squad) to watch the nimrods of Season 5 one last time. It was made slightly better by the fact that I was wearing this: my AWESOME birthday present from mysterygirl! I’m tota...

Fucking Fucking Fuck. Mankletooth Bastard has won Top Chef is Sullied. Yeah, I know. It’s hyperbole. And generally hyperbole makes me want to set myself on fire. But I really feel—I really do feel, my loves—that a Hosea win has completely blackened the good name of Top Chef. This is not like H...

Under the auspices of my august employer, the Extremely Reputable Organization, I just met Carla. I would love to be able to tell you that all the loveableness, the whackadooness, and the fun-but-crazy are all a put on; that in person, she's dour and humourless and totally no fun at all. She's not. ...

What I gonna doWeeth no Fabio een myRee-caps? Va fangul . Ok, gattini. At the risk of sounding hyperbolic (because we all know that hyperbole makes me want to set myself on fire), I have to say one thing. And yes, I have to say it in my bad, Harvard of the Southwest style Italian: Senza Fabio, non c...

It’s about damn timeThe HoseBeast goes Home for herHollandaise Challa. (it's a masterwork of quasi-alliterative Haiku, non?) I mean, honestly, what’s to say? I’m happy; it’s unsurprising; and it’s way overdue. Beyond that, there’s not much to say about someone who distinguished herself n...

Bravo's Make Me A Supermodel is very blunt about its goal: Present as much eye candy as possible in 60 minutes without offending the FCC censors. Which means in the preview of the series' second season, there's plenty of bare ass, but no frontal. Meaning: semi-NSFW. At least that bori...

Several blogs have broken the embargo that Fr. Berg requested be kept on the private letter he wrote to pastorally assist Regnum Christi members. I will now post it in hopes that it reaches more of its intended audience. It's very instructive for us as well. Fr. Berg, it will be remembered, also pub...

Interviewed today by People, last night's Top Chef casualty [spoiler alert!] Jeff McGinnes had some choice shit-talking words for head judge Tom Colicchio, before suggesting the show portrayed him as......

newVideoPlayer("/Jeff_Fail.flv", 506, 423,""); On last night's Top Chef Super Bowl All-Star Face-Off Synergistic Cross-Promotion Can-We-Fit-Quaker-Oats-in-There-Somehow Extravaganza, the surviving chefs of Season 5—a group we find ourselves strangely attached to—were forced to cook head-...