The temperature in hell must have fallen a few degrees considering I’m about to say that many “critics,” especially on the web, have to be more professional. This from a guy who counts tit shots in horror films, has a desktop background of a skeleton wearing a suit fist pumping the...

We’re a week out from The Wrestler being shafted for Best Original Song this year - hell, it wasn’t even nominated, which is bullshit.  It got me thinking though - where have the awesome original songs gone?  I’m not talking about songs that are loosely written about the film or ...

Well Awards season is pretty much over and it wouldn’t be right if I just let it slip without blowing a gasket over it.  By all accounts this was a pretty boring year in terms of results.  I’m sure there is someone out there who hit a 100% on their Oscar predictions and most people pro...

There’s not much I can be angry at this weekend. A great horror franchise has been revitalized, a horror film is not only tops at the box office, but it destroyed the box office, and I’ve got a new apartment with one hell of a view. Sure, moving is a bitch, but who cares about the person...

I know it’s not the right season to be all Scrooge like and poo poo on miracles, which is why I’m not going to be talking about Last Holiday (ok technically she wasn’t even sick) or some Patch Adams crap or things like that.  I’m just going to aim at your every day oddities ...

Los Angeles radio listeners to the popular morning show Kevin & Bean on KROQ 106.7 Los Angeles got a special treat when Christian Bale telephoned in to speak with the guys about the release of his recorded tantrum on the set of Terminator: Salvation. The actor owned up to having a “potty m...

Wait, that’s incorrect. It’s either entirely empty or completely full. Full of bullshit. What’s got me boiling over this week is shitty props. One of my biggest pet peeves in film and television is the “cup.” I’m just talking about your average beverage container....

Another week, another verbose tirade of rage. With a noticeable lack of football this weekend (Damn it, Eagles!) many channels opted to man-up with man movies, which lead to me watching several hours of Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal films. That’s enough to drive any man mad, consider...

Trailers are awesome. They’re sweet tools to get us psyched for the movies we look forward to and an entertaining way of introducing us to new films we haven’t even heard of. I’m the kind of guy who gets to the theater early just to make sure I catch all of the trailers. We Rejects...

Frequent readers of the site may have started to get the idea that I’m not a huge fan of hype and that I won’t readily fall in line behind a long list of critics in kissing ass.  In fact, the more people love a movie, the more a part of me wants to hate it.  Whether there is some deep ...