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Um, is Justin Gaston TRYING to get us all arrested? This vintage pic of the young aspiring panty model/up-and-coming musician gracing the cover of Electric Youth! can't possibly be legal.The interview has Justin declaring, "I would like to be famous someday!" No shit, Sherlock. I guess that's why he...

Thought you were safe from robotic parking meters? Think again. Apparently the clever little bastards are pretending to be broken, then, once you've limped away without feeding them, auto-correct themselves and POW, parking ticket. How is this possible? One explanation, according to DDOT, is that 74...

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On the soccer field, sometimes David Beckham hears the teeny, tiny voice of his crotch pleading, "Hold me!" And so in an effort to console his genitalia, this is what happens. But keep in mind, he's done much more disgusting stuff on the field, to be happy that all... ...read full story...

Per the Gospel according to Geekologie: And before the day of Valentine's, you will be blessed with an ox. And this ox will carry a sign. Of peace and love. And also, deliciousness. Jesus, quick -- water into barbecue sauce! Hit the jump for another very special Valentine's heart animal....

Wow. The bus seen here is one of forty in China used as a mobile execution chamber for criminals sentenced to death. And no, it doesn't run over you. The buses provide a setup for lethal injections, and the acts are carried out on streaming video so local authorities can observe and ensure that ever...

If the rumor is true, then Bar Rafaeli has her boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio to thank for helping her land this Sports Illustrated cover. But from the looks of it, she did a good job herself.And holy crap, is she really allowed to show that much? I feel like I'm... ...read full story...

Key step: Get arrested. [From a distance of 15 feet,] Actor Robert Kabakoff snapped a photo of a woman's bottom as she sunned herself in Central Park... [H]er friend saw and admonished him with a wag of her finger. Before he knew it, the woman was talking to cops and Kabakoff was handcuffed in the b...

With her chest fruit hanging low on its branches, newly relocated Katie Price steps out for a shopping spree with her husband Peter Andre at Babies R' Us. That 14,000 square foot sprawling estate they recently purchased isn't going to fill itself with useless crap! These two have work... ...read ful...