I know what you're thinking: why hasn't anyone made a silicone mouthguard (with a vibrating bullet!) that I can wear while giving a blowjob? Well, get back on your knees: your prayers have been answered. The cleverly named Blowguard is, quite literally, a mouthguard for blowjobs. Designed by a denti...

Food and sex: two great tastes that taste great together. Throw in a little exhibitionism and, well, you've either got a description of our last few weekends, or this sweet roundup of sex in supermarkets. Unfortunately for you, dear reader, we'll be keeping out extracurricular adventures private&mda...

This week's compilation of sexy stories focuses on the our favorite toy, the penis. Whip out your fleshly or metaphorical cock and join in the fun with AlwaysArousedGirl right after the jump. If we had a cock we'd let it out to play every single day. In fact we'd probably walk around with it hanging...

Yoga: it strengthens the body, calms the mind, increases flexibility, and improves your sex life. No, seriously. We mean it! Being inflexible can put a serious damper on any sex life (just think of all the positions you're missing out on!). If you haven't already, it's time to sign up for that yoga ...

All cougars are not milves, and all milves are not cougars, but they do have quite a few things in common—and you should always watch out when one of them is on the prowl. And by "watch out," we mean "pay rapt attention"—because when a sexy older woman (okay, any sexy woman) is on the pr...

Attention, men of all ages: you could be in danger. If you're feeling anxious, stressed or overwhelmed you may be at risk: seek out medical attention from hot blonde nurses immediately. In medical terms, your balls need to be drained right away. Without releasing that building pressure in your groin...

There are few things we enjoy more than cleaning spunk from our fingers/stomachs/headboards, but one of them is reading this week's sex bloggers' descriptions of cumming. It's Jizzalicious. Nothing really comes close to feeling the way an orgasm feels. Okay, sneezing comes close for us, but we'd muc...

If you've ever spent hours at a laundromat, with nothing to do but watch your clothes spin round, then this post is for you. (And if you've never been to a laundromat, we are so jealous.) In spite of the fact that we've never actually gotten busy in a laundromat, we've always thought it was the perf...

We spent last night sitting at home drinking beers—so in some ways, this video is totally like our life. However, we ended up watching "Futurama," not having a threeway... so maybe our life is totally different. If you'd like to relive our evening, just acquire a six pack at your local bodega ...

If years of watching police dramas have taught us anything, it's that good cop/bad cop method of interrogation is flawless. No matter the prisoner, this method works for anything, and we do mean anything. A brief refresher on how it works: after the bad cop does his intimidation of the prisoner, it'...