I don't know how they do it in other states, but here in Pennsylvania our lottery has a mascot. His name is Gus. And he is really fucked-up looking. Don't believe me? Here's Gus!That's right, lottery fans, it's mangy wildlife to call your very own! What is he? No, not a mutant sewer rat. He's a grou...

In an effort to chip away at Philadelphia's billion-dollar deficit, our esteemed mayor has proposed that we pay for trash pickup. His first proposal, a weekly five-dollar fee, was slammed. To be honest, that doesn't sound completely outrageous. But his new idea? Not only is he proposing a small annu...

There are several reasons why I would be a terrible dog owner right now. There is something so demeaning about picking up their feces in public. I have seen enough gag-worthy smears on the sidewalks in our San Francisco  neighborhood to live in mortal fear of ever having to inflict one of them...

I need to get out more. Sitting here with a 40 terabyte direct cranial link to people who agree with me, it’s easy to forget that lot’s of people out there still have good reasons for deciding NOT to take advantage of all that social media has to offer, at either the personal or professi...

So that means the diet talk has ramped up to the extreme.  Cue Oro keeping her stinkin' trap shut while women - oh please, you know it's always women - who generally weigh about 150lbs soaking wet talk about how fat they are an how difficult it is to find clothing, yadda yadda yadda. T...

So...my husband found a new love.. Racquetball.  He's been quite obsessed with the sport. He goes every chance he gets.  After a few weeks of hearing how great it is and what a great cardio work out it is.. Ah, well I just had to see what all the fuss was all about! So on Valentine&#...

They say it takes 21 days to break a habit and it's probably the first steps to changing your lifestyle.  Along with sticking with my word of the year, Simplify.  I've taken many life changing steps to do so.  I've read the book and enjoyed the journey, it provided a wi...

And we're back. It's stream-of-consciousness style, once again.What's that scrap of paper? A more pressing question might be, what the hell's going on, but I've learned to go with the flow sometimes when it comes to Lost.Hee, Hurley didn't realize he could stand up. That's such a cliche gag, but it'...

It’s that time of year in San Francisco. And I’m not talking about the rainy season. Now is the time of year when preschool parents are chewing their nails into bloody nubs as they wait for a skinny little envelope from the SF Unified School District to slink into their mailboxes with the result...

Official word from the LiLo SamRo camp regarding their no show at the Hard Rock tonight: "Due to illness, tonight's appearance by Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan has been rescheduled until March 7th.  They are in a NYC hotel and a doctor has deemed them too sick to travel." Sick, my...