Downgraded: The mile-high club That’s what airlines need in order to survive the economic downturn: Hookers! “Federal prosecutors in Pennsylvania say [Roger] Sedlak used a non-existent airline, dubbed CQ Air, to arrange sex-for-cash trysts in hotels across state lines.” The thing i...

Upgraded: Weird contraband found at airports Downgraded: Pigeon welfare The NY Daily News has a set of photos of items found by customs agents at airports. Most are drug related, but my favorite has to be this image of a man with pigeons wrapped up and kept in his long underwear: “Sir, your pa...

Imagine you're cruising along the interstate and then  — BLAM!  — your windshield explodes. It happened to a Florida man, a trucker, as he was driving through Nevada. Lying in the floor of the truck cab afterward was a golden eagle with a 7-foot wing span. I've driven that st...

so we descended upon the notorious Coupe Bizarre yesterday afternoon to get fil’s mop cleaned up real good, and good it was thank you shawna before, in need. nothing to be done to my tresses though, maybe next time i will consider it. shawna told me there is no trick to cutting split ends othe...

Downgraded: Cocktails as tourist marketing Thailand’s tourist managers have concocted a mixed drink to personify the spirit of the nation, or so they claim in their heavy-handed marketing blitz. A “Siam Sunrays” cocktail “consists of a shot of vodka, coconut liqueur, a dash o...

My internet service keeps crapping out, for some reason, due to a "service outage" hackjob that was apparently perpetrated on Los Angeles and San Diego counties yesterday that left many people with verrrryyy sllooooow seerrrvice.   And by that I mean the internet service itself, and the CUSTOMER SE...

Bizarre has put together a tribute to comics, with covergirl Raven saving the city in her best latex gear. Between this and "Watchmen"'s rumored sex scenes, our inner geek is having a field day. · Superheroine Special: Raven AKA Olivia Rabanal (bizarremag.com) · Superheroine Special: R...

A new website, This is Why You’re Fat, has been lighting up the food blogosphere over the past couple days.  The site is quite simple: pictures of ridiculous foods that will make you fat as hell, such as the mega double stuff oreo and corn dog pizza seen below.  Head over to the site to see ...

Epically mental "leaked" Pepsi rebranding document. Hard to tell if this is genuine Pseud's Corner style bullshit, a genius bit of viral marketing by Pepsi, or a splendidly bizarre hoax....

Filed under: Late Night, Programming, Celebrities, Talk Show, What To Watch Tonight, Reality-Free At 8, ABC has Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown , followed by two new episodes of Scrubs and True Beauty . CBS has a new NCIS at 8, then new episodes of The Mentalist and Without A Trace . FOX has new epis...