Fucking Fucking Fuck. Mankletooth Bastard has won Top Chef is Sullied. Yeah, I know. It’s hyperbole. And generally hyperbole makes me want to set myself on fire. But I really feel—I really do feel, my loves—that a Hosea win has completely blackened the good name of Top Chef. This is not like H...

Our final visit to Panyu is to meet Hong Hong is all boy bear: impatient, clamoring, always the center of the action and just a wee bit (though one could never say it aloud!) a scaredy-cat. And if his personality doesn’t identify him immediately as Hong, then his little blond “eyebrows� remove...

i've had a lot of rage lately.  i'm not sure why, perhaps it's because i bought some new 1000 thread count sheets and comforter that have again made my bed a paradise to be in and then staying up doing stupid crap so i spend less time in it.  maybe it's because i'm just inclined to such feelings.Â...

the st. louis rams fired head coach scott linehan in late september of last year.  in his place they named as interim coach, defensive coordinator jim haslett. about three weeks later the san francisco 49ers fired their head coach mike nolan and replaced him with assistant head coach mike singletar...

You anti-American homosexual Muslim book-skimming ACORNs have taken YET ANOTHER perfectly good & respectable website — this one designed to thank George W. Bush for the various wars and contracting economies — and ruined it with your filthy jokes about butts and poop. The site’...

so the time has come, i've been planning a heroes post for a while now.  why?  because the first season was possibly the best season of any show i've ever seen.  maybe not quality wise (though it was damn good), but it definitely had an "omg i have to see the next episode and simply can't wait un...

File this under “Easily Held Views” but the antihuman swines who did this should have an extra-special circle in Hell reserved for them: The mother of schoolgirl Shannon Matthews has been found guilty of kidnapping her own daughter by drugging her and tethering her to a wall in order to ...

there comes time in every writer's life when he's got nothing.  a bunch of ideas and nothing to back them up.  today is that day for me.  wait, writer?  who the fuck am i to consider myself a writer of any sort.  i'm just a stupid, piece of shit, lack of talent, hack of a blogger.  i really sh...

spotted by randi in charlotte, north carolina, this one’s straight out of the michael scott playbook. related: to the victor goes the bile...

“i also think i hallucinated a show called cash cab, where a cab driver appears to abduct new yorkers and ask them gameshow questions. if they get the questions right, the ceiling of the cab lights up, the cabbie gives them cash money, and they leave the cab, where local criminals are lying in wai...