Since today is a day for celebrations, I figured it’d only be appropriate to post these pictures of Eva Herzigova, some model I’ve never heard of, celebrating her birthday, and since being alive is no jive, this is the best kind of celebration you can have, so throw a bikini, some friend...

Paris Hilton looks pretty fit for someone who has fucked so many dicks, I mean maybe that's a testament to sluts that it's okay to be a dirty fucking whore, because it forces you to take care of yourself, starve yourself, develop drug addictions to live with yourself, to maintain a body people are w...

In the wicked world of porn, some ladies got it - other's don't. And 22-year-old blond hottie Bree Olson definitely has it all. After being in the adult film industry since 2006, she's won a load of awards, including AVN's 2009 "Best New Web Starlet" award for her Site BreeOlson.com [NSFW -duh!]. So...

Here's a shit-ton of pics of Paris Hilton hitting the beach yesterday while vacationing in Hawaii. In the meantime, I need to get estimates from NASA on burning an entire ocean, but I'm hoping they'll accept a homemade coupon... ...read full story...

I will be the first to admit that usually I don’t find Paris Hilton all that sexy unless she is heavily made up on the cover of some magazine, but she is looking very sexy in Hawaii.  The famous for nothing blonde is on vacation with the sloppy seconds of one Amanda Bynes , Doug Reinhardt fro...

Warning! Crabs in the ocean! Here’s Paris Hilton in Maui, Hawaii at the beach with her new boy toy. I don’t understand why Paris is covering up her lower half with that wrap, but she must be hiding something… Too much partying has made her ass turn to mush? Yes, it happens to skinny chicks...

Here’s French newscaster Melissa Theuriau in her bikini, showing off some tit, with some pregnant lookin red nipples, and I figured I’d post it because French girls are sluts and I like sluts. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, they are the kind of girl you pick up in a...

Ever see a monkey in a bikini? Either have I, but think that these Kardashian whores are as close as I am going to get, because unlike Micheal Jackson, owning a chimp’s not really on my list of things I need in life, I figure I already got to change my wife’s diapers for her and thatR...

We recently realized that we've been giving plenty of attention to all the wonderful boobs the world has to offer, but neglecting a very important counterpart - the ass. So to make-up for our thoughtlessness, one Tuesday every month, we will be devoting our feature article the glory of the posterior...

I have no idea how I slept on these week old pictures of Miss Universe at Atlantis in the Bahamas rockin’ out in a bikini, but I did, so I’m trying to make up for lost time by putting them up today. I have a problem of forgetting to check other sites or bother caring about much other tha...