My family had lunch with my friend Suzanne and her crew the other day. The last time I saw her was two years ago, when Truman and I drove two hours to her small town to visit with her and her two boys. Truman was barely 3 then and he tornadoed through their house, destroying a lamp and nearly giving...

  We usually wait until we have a mid-week lull to watch Flight of the Conchords (On Demand, baby!) but we're going to watch it as soon as we're done writing this post just so we can see the "Garfunkeling" in better quality. Also, why is it that Jemaine is the only one ever ge...

WANTED: Cat NAME: Coco Conundrum. Aliases include Baby and That D@am M.F.’ing Cat DESCRIPTION: Black, shiny shorthair coat. Gold eyes. About 10 inches tall. Enjoys playing at all hours of the night , climbing the drapes, and chewing paper. Curious to a fault. DOB: Approximately June 2008 FAMILY HI...

Report: Octuplet Mom Offered $1M To Do Porn...

  Now we officially want to punch the economy in the vagina (sorry, the vulva). Beloved Chicago label Touch and Go Records is shutting down distribution. [Pitchfork] Even Madonna is co-opting vampire culture. Apparently she wants a role in New Moon, the sequel to Twilight. [AfterEllen] Taylor S...

Sauce: http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2009/02/teresa-brock-ohio-woman-arrested-after.html Okay, not so wtf, but the mother's face makes it all, right? Dayton, Ohio (The Weekly Vice) -- Teresa Lynn Brock, 45, was arrested Thursday after she allegedly offered her daughter to undercover police for prosti...

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MUNCIE, Ind. — A man was sentenced to 18 months in prison after admitting he forced his 7-year-old daughter to kill the family cat by holding a knife in her hand and making her stab the pet. "I am extremely sorry for what I did," Danield J. Collins said during his sentencing Thursday. "Everything ...

Mom accused of prostituting daughter, 5 BY RON SYLVESTERThe Wichita EagleA 48-year-old Wichita woman is accused of prostituting her 5-year-old daughter, and prosecutors say it wasn't the first time. Sedgwick County District Attorney Nola Foulston on Friday sought a judge's permission to introduce te...

Parents of the year think it's a fantastic idea to let their 3 year old toddler play with their pet, an 18-foot-long, 325 pound python. "The snake bit him, right here like in the armpit." The boy's mother stabbed the giant 325 pound python 17 times until it released him, then six cops plus Animal Co...