Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is a diva already, just look at her in shades. She owns it! Zahara is equally as beautiful and divalicious. These girls run the show. Move over, all. Daddy Pitt took out his mini-me Shiloh and Zahara toy shopping in D.C. These kids have some swagger already! Ridiculously cute. Shil...

We love Margaret Cho. From her struggles with her body issues and feeling like an outsider because of her Korean-American heritage to her outrageous opinions on gay men and porn, she's become something of the ultimate fag hag—a term she famously adopted for herself as a celebration of her love...

Well, hot damn! Everyone seems to be on Twitter these days, including a ton of your favorite Porn Stars! By following their feeds, not only are you one click away from chatting with some of the sexiest chicks in the industry, you get to learn about what their lives are like when they're not, um, wor...

I love seeing photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on the red carpet when they’re posing, but sometimes my favorite moments are the real ones, the candid moments where you get to see them truly enjoying themselves without always having to be aware of the cameras around them. For instance, th...

Sean Penn was the upset. I wanted Mickey Rourke to get his trophy, but I'm really happy for Sean and his powerful pro-gay marriage speech. Kate Winslet, I love you, woman! So excited for her. Excited for Slumdog, too. I have no complaints. I saw pretty much all the movies nominated this year, with t...

Good morning, my lovely Snarkarinos! So last night was the 2009 Oscars, and as expected, I’ve got tons of great Oscar goodies for you this morning. First, let’s take a look at some of the gorgeous Oscar dresses: I LOVE Anne Hathaway's gown! Didn't Angelina Jolie wear this dress to last y...

Where was a fisherman with a big ass net when you needed him?! Ariel is not amused with last night's invasion of mermaid dresses at the Oscars. Beyonce, Melissa George, Marisa Tomei, Monica Cruz, Zac Efron's beard and Diane Lane all wore variations of that shit. I feel like they all needed to be whe...

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  Dolly Parton has come to rescue Jessica Simpson, although we think it's a bit late for that now. Mike Myers and Paris Hilton won several insulting awards over the weekend. Ladies, don't despair: your best sex comes in your forties. Thanks to this kid, the porn thief has been captured....

Scientists from around the world will be taking a break from finding the cure for cancer and other stuff, so that they can devote all their time to studying the clip from last night's Oscars of Jennifer Aniston and St. Angie's showdown! Okay, maybe scientists won't be studying this mess, but you kno...