All celebrity gossip is subject to the side-eye, with the exception of anything involving celebrity Scientologists. Pretty much every crazy-ass story you hear about these cult-lovers is true, including Scientology making Katie Holmes’ hair grow five inches overnight. They are magical, you know...

I don’t like to say goodbye. It makes me sad and nothing good can develop from it because you are about to split and it often means interrupting someone or waiting to say goodbye and just hanging on and clinging and waiting around and it makes me feel needy and I just don’t like it. pale...

Dr. Phil says that we should help the Octomom and that her kids shouldn't have to pay the price for being in their circumstance. I agree, the children shouldn't have to pay the price, that's why they should be taken away and given to people with sanity. I also agree that they shouldn't suffer, but I...

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen got married in Los Angeles last night according to Us Magazine . Despite rumors of their engagement in December, the couple repeatedly denied the news. Apparently they think we are all dumb-dumbs. I normally love hearing about blessed events like weddings and births, bu...

Who knew that Hooters actually put out a yearly calendar? I mean, IÂ’m as happy as a pig in a blanket that they do this, I was just never aware of it before. Today I stumbled upon the newest 2009 calendar and thought it was worth sharing. Enjoy. Check out the Hooters calendar here....

"Put this in the magazine: There's nothing more to be said about music. I'm the fucking end-all, be-all of music. I know what I'm doing. I did 808s in three weeks. I got it. It's on cruise control. . . . Man, we talked about music for God knows how long! Now let's talk about how my fucking sweater d...

After NBC paid Nadya Suleman $1.2 million for her Today Show interview, she went to the bank and bought this $1.24 million mansion in Whittier, CA. You can not tell me a woman who chooses to give birth to eight children at once - while having six at home - then seeks out the press, does not want mon...

It’s award season and you know what that means? Crazy has-been, never-was actress Sean Young will be appearing drunk and disorderly at a theater near you. I like how when she’s asked about working with Harrison Ford, she says “Nah, he’s getting a bit old.” Yeah there...

Hey Kids, I am NOT a role model. We can’t seem to keep up with all the Chris Brown/Rihanna beat down updates, as every minute passes there’s something new. But this little nugget caught our eye: Disgraced R&B star Chris Brown has made his first statement following his alleged beatin...

Here is the entire Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman video. Joaquin behaved like an irritated homeless crackhead and this is all a joke. There is no way he's releasing a legit rap album. He's going to lose fans over this lame hoax. Good riddens. POTP!! Tina Turner photos Sophia Loren photos Bobby J...