TALLAHASSEE, AP–Bobby Bowden appealed to the NCAA to include wins from his past before. He may have to do it again. Florida State will appeal the NCAA ruling in an academic fraud case including the vacating of 14 wins, but should the University lose the appeal Bowden will likely try a new tack...

It’s NCAA Penalty day in college football, and who couldn’t be excited about that? The offseason is a wondrous cavalcade of events, isn’t it? This ledge…looks so inviting…so…death-y…. Only the fact that this is Florida State in potential NCAA trouble keeps u...

Fulmer Cuprising! Iowa; Ohio State; and Arkansas. All three strike with a boozy determination to bolt their teams into the Fulmer Cup race. Full update shortly with points awarded, but the most active weekend of the Cup season has a common thread running through it: the need to get crunk no matter i...

Jacory Harris of Miami is trying to gain weight the old-fashioned way: by eating himself into a clammy, gibbering stupor at “MLK Restaurant Proudly Specializing in Home Cooked Meals” in Miami. Put down your drool guards, fat guys, because we’re about to reprint quality food porn th...

A double-thrusted post, much like the constant thrusting and smiling the entire city of Miami and associated territories makes at you every day. (That is Miami: constant thrusting and the question “Do you like what you see?” over and over again, perhaps occasionally punctuated by a gunsh...

There’s good places to take a nap in public. We prefer the chairs some kind retailers put out for sad husbands to hold down while wives or girlfriends browse clothing and suffer minor cycles of breakdown/affirmation. It’s a bit like going to community theatre; if it’s dark enough, ...

We disagree with almost every football stance taken in the following, but the Bowden imitation and this line alone make it worth listening to: “Steve Spurrier won the Heisman Trophy when all the black guys were in Vietnam.” He’s wrong on one thing, though. You can say anything dero...

Q: So, what is it you do here? A: I…I talk to the coaches, and make sure they get along with the recruits. I talk to the boosters. I ride in a cart and sometimes I put on a headset. Q: Yes, but…what skills do you have? A: I’m good at dealing with– Q: Listen, Bobby. I’ll...

We like it when people get rid of talented people and hire mediocre replacements, because it confirms our suspicions that the talented of the world are forever at the mercy of the mediocre. And no, we didn’t read too much Ayn Rand as an adolescent, mostly because you act like an asshole for a ...

We got a text message immediately after the Jeff Jagodzinski affair surfaced that read: “If Boston College were a girl, she’s have those crazy girl bangs right across the forehead.” Just like that girl, the one who dumped Jeff Jagodzinski for so much as flirting with another lady, ...