It's barely a week into March, and Nuts is already making a list of the 100 Sexiest Women of 2009 (do they have a crystal ball or something?). Not that we can really complain about a list of 100 gorgeous, scantily-clad women—whatever the reason for publishing it. Meet (or get reacquainted with...

Astute lad mag readers should be well aware that the "interviews" contained within those boob-filled pages are usually about as factual as a Playboy Bunny's bio. But this latest issue has us wanting to believe. Sure, we know it was probably dreamed up by some sex-starved copyeditor, but we just can'...